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“Before I can begin my tale, you need to know about the king's panties.”

So begins the epic adventure of 14-year-old Nigel, digger of latrines, shoveler of poop, and the single greatest threat to all the humans, elves, and halflings of Esteria.

Nigel needs to escape from military school. Who can blame him? After all, the king just declared war on the gorks, and he's pretty sure his latrine-digging skills aren't going to be much good on the front lines.

Problem is, Nigel's escape efforts have a way of backfiring, taking him further from home, and destroying, well, pretty much everything that gets in his way. By the time he and his arch-frenemy are banished from the kingdom and sent on an impossible quest for a (probably bogus) magical artifact, the humans of Esteria find themselves longing for the good old days when they were merely being annihilated by Lord Smoron.

Book one of the Nigel Chronicles, The Dragon Squisher tell the story of how Nigel, his too-perfect comrade Lance Hightower, and Eldrack, a female gork prisoner with a well-earned grudge against humans, usher in a new era of chaos and magic.

©2019 Scott McCormick (P)2020 Audible Originals, LLC. Fantasy Kids Audible Originals Science Fiction & Fantasy Fiction Magic Funny Witty Dragons Teen Comedy
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Great book very funny great plot and enjoyable narrator nice story and quite long good for a car journey would definitely recommend

Very funny

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loved it great story easy to follow could listen to it again as it's not to long

The dragon squisher ......

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A great way to spend 10 hours. Very humorous and exciting, the perfect mix of fantasy/adventure and comedy. One criticism is that there should be another book! I need to learn more about Lance, Eldrak and of course, Nigel. It reminds me of one of my other favourite books, the adventures of an awesome friendly kid. Me and my sister love this and recommend to anyone looking for a good laugh. My favourite characters are King Stefanus, Lance, Smoron and Eldrak.

Suitable for >7 year olds(In my opinion)

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A humerous tale of how doing wrong can end up beimg right!
Engaging with characters beautifully brought to life.
will definately be reading more in this series 🙂

A great tale of epic derring-do!

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really funny love the different vocals for different characters a story in the land of the hobbit

love it

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