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The Cows

By: Dawn O'Porter, Laura Kirman
Narrated by: Dawn O'Porter, Karen Cass
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Summary

Shortlisted for best audiobook in the Specsavers National Book Awards 2018.

The Sunday Times best seller.

Fearlessly frank and funny, the debut adult novel from Dawn O’Porter needs to be talked about. 

This audiobook contains an audio exclusive Q&A with author Dawn O’Porter.

COW [n.] /kaʊ/ A piece of meat; born to breed; past its sell-by-date; one of the herd.

Women don’t have to fall into a stereotype.

The Cows is a powerful novel about three women. In all the noise of modern life, each needs to find their own voice.

It’s about friendship and being female.

It’s bold and brilliant.

It’s searingly perceptive.

It's about never following the herd.

And everyone is going to be talking about it.

©2017 Dawn O'Porter (P)2017 HarperCollins Publishers Limited

Critic reviews

"A funny, smart, kind, incredibly truthful book about women...all the shame, judgement, envy and love that being alive and female entails." (Polly Vernon)

"Smart and insightful." (RED)   

"Dawn's writing is addictive - fearless, beyond feisty and seriously funny." (Mel Giedroyc)   

"Funny and excruciating. You'll think about it for weeks!" (Kristen Wiig)   

"I loved it. Funny, moving, twisty.... Wow! I couldn't stop reading it." (Jill Mansell) 

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Highly Recommend

Loved it! Such an empowering story of female solidarity, couldn't turn it off! Well done D O' P x

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A great read

Thoroughly enjoyed this. Great narrators and three very different stories that came together very well in the end.

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a very good page Turner

I enjoyed and had a chuckle and then love hate characters which we all do in real life sometimes. fab storyline kept me at the edge of my seat.

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Fab

Loved this from start to finish, kept me wanting more all the way through. Fab

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Unexpected but brilliant

The story telling is fantastic I found it hard to stop listening and commence with everyday tasks. This was my first audible book and now has me hooked. If you like Dawn’s TV work you’ll enjoy this book.

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Would definetely recommend

Such a relevant book about women in today's society, loved the social media angle and brilliantly narrated. Not my normal read as I tend to read more thrillers than novels I think of as being specifically aimed at a female audience,, not a fan of romances, this though was insightful and thought provoking.. Loved it.

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Fantastic!

I absolutely love this book, I think it has been one of my favourites this year! It is funny but sad. It provides real insight to life today.
The characters are so good and they are a good reflection of women today. Don't miss out on this one.

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Brilliant

This book was brilliantly written and told so well by the readers. I felt like I was living the story with them.

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fantastic

my first download and absolutely loved this. the experience for a long road trip for business was made much better. felt like i had company. excellent story with really interesting characters and brilliant narration. need to listen or read. superb!!

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Absolutely brilliant

I love how the 3 women's lives actually intertwine towards the end of the book

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