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The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump

Narrated by: Jon Culshaw
Length: 32 mins
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Summary

What if there's another side to Donald Trump? A sensitive, poetic side? Driven by this question, Rob Sears began combing The Donald's words for signs of poetry.

What he found was a revelation. By simply taking the President's tweets and transcripts, cutting them up, and reordering them, he unearthed a trove of beautiful verse that was just waiting to be discovered.

This collection will give listeners a glimpse of the Trump's innermost thoughts and feelings on everything from the nature of truth to what annoys him about Cher - and will reveal a hitherto hidden Donald, who may surprise and delight both students and critics alike.

©2017 Robert Sears (P)2017 Canongate Books

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You'll have to admit he is an hero of all times

This shows somewhat the character of the author; some crude, some blunt, some opinionated thoughts, in other words fairly interesting.

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  • "Swiss Army JIM"
  • 16-07-19

Good brief laugh

I think it was free, so worth the price. Voice was somewhat convincing but happy it wasn't a waste of paper.

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  • jojo
  • 02-08-18

Seriously funny no matter what side your on

Seriously, there are some hurt people in these reviews. I am a Trump supporter and I still found this hilarious. We make fun of every one in office. So get over it. This is pretty funny.

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  • Cynthia
  • 24-04-18

Not very funny.

I guess one takes a chance when one orders a book that is supposed to be funny. The authors forward was the funniest part. The rest of it was just a rehash of many of the ugly lies that our President has tweeted. And our President is NOT funny. Don’t waste your money on this one.

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  • filthy mcnasty
  • 12-03-19

Hilarious

This is pretty funny. And in some areas so true it isn’t funny. Interesting read.

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  • C. Kopec
  • 24-12-18

Not like the sample

The sample was read in a charming British voice, but the "poetry" is done in Trump's voice, or an impressionist.

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  • Jerimiah
  • 03-03-19

pretty funny

pretty funny and entertaining, but quite short. the person that does trumps voice did an amazing job.

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  • Alex Pridgen
  • 20-07-18

Funniest thing I’ve ever heard

This book made me laugh so hard I almost choked and died eating a sandwich while listening to it. I definitely recommend listening if you’re looking for a good laugh.

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  • RedPears
  • 29-04-18

Funny to listen to. Once is enough for a lifetime.

i listened to the entire thing in one sitting. The narrator does sound like trump. It was too politically biased to really be worth more than a casual listen. since they have taken his words out of context to make him sound ridiculous. Trump is by no means a scholar but you could literally do this to any person and make them sound this stupid.

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  • John C Ray
  • 02-11-19

It is the best poetry in the world and universe..

I found it extremely entertaining, thought provoking and creative. He has the best words bigly.

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  • Chad Hancock
  • 28-09-18

Beautiful, Just Beautiful.

I actually tried to sleep listening to this. It was too funny. Loved it. Needs a Pt.2

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