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Survival of the Thickest

By: Michelle Buteau
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Summary

*Now a comedy series on Netflix!*
From the stand-up comedian, actress, and host beloved for her cheeky swagger, unique voice, and unapologetic frankness comes a book of “zesty and hilarious” (Publishers Weekly) essays for fans of Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me by Mindy Kaling and We’re Going to Need More Wine by Gabrielle Union.

If you’ve watched television or movies in the past couple of years, you’ve seen Michelle Buteau. With scene-stealing roles in Always Be My Maybe, First Wives Club, Someone Great, Russian Doll, and Tales of the City; a reality TV show and breakthrough stand-up specials, including her headlining show Welcome to Buteaupia on Netflix; and two podcasts (Late Night Whenever and Adulting), Michelle’s star is on the rise. You’d be forgiven for thinking the road to success—or adulthood or financial stability or self-acceptance or marriage or motherhood—has been easy, but you’d be wrong.

Now, in Survival of the Thickest, Michelle reflects on growing up Caribbean, Catholic, and thick in New Jersey, going to college in Miami (where everyone smells like pineapple), her many friendship and dating disasters, working as a newsroom editor during 9/11, getting started in stand-up opening for male strippers, marrying into her husband’s Dutch family, IVF and surrogacy, motherhood, chosen family, and what it feels like to have a full heart, tight jeans, and stardom finally in her grasp.

©2020 Michelle Buteau. All rights reserved. (P)2020 Simon & Schuster, Inc. All rights reserved.

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An absolute Queen

Love Michelle Buteau even more now I’ve listened to her book. Funny? Hear breaking, heart warming and funny.

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Loved this book

Wonderful listen. Would absolutely listen to another book if she comes out with one.

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Very female. very frank, personal and humourous

Very much liked it... Translation a little hard to keep up with. The title has been one of my favourite phrases for years.. in the UK it means "not intelligent"… in the USA it means… "fat"... As an IC1 male, having been to USA once in 1990, and never the wish to go back, maybe its time to go back now... get Biden to finish your civil war please... Ace

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Great listen

This book is a good old time. It is funny, emotional and hopeful. Would recommend.

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Love her energy!

I laughed a lot, I cried a little bit. I cheered her on and got pissed off with her. A few times, I couldn't believe she had the balls to do what she did. This was a wonderful sharing of life's wild ride. Mostly though, one Caribbean woman to another, I simply loved her unsinkable joy-loving spirit. That's our magic!

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funny, sad, heartfelt.

loved everything about this book
Michelles delivery is perfect. I laughed cried and he'll year's with her throughout

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Wonderful book from a wonderful woman

I highly recommend this book! I finished the whole thing in 1 sitting. I've been a fan of Michelle for years, and this book is incredible.

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