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Stiff Things

By: Brandon Ford, Cori Vidae, Brian Rosenberger, Olive Whittier, Tanker Ray, Kristopher Triana
Narrated by: Joe Hempel
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Summary

Don't get any on you.

When Comet Press put out the call for submissions for Stiff Things, we said we were ready to ratchet up the eroticism and visceral intensity with hardcore stories that penetrate new depths of psychosexual horror.

But we weren't as ready as we thought we were for the extreme stuff that came flooding in on waves of blood and other bodily fluids we won't mention here. Not that we're complaining.

In other words, we got what we wished for...and more. So much more that calling it an anthology of erotic horror was no longer strong enough.

The stories themselves dictated a new title. And so here are the stories for this upcoming release with a more apt title:

Stiff Things: The Splatterporn Anthology

Modern Celebrity, by Brandon Ford Suckers, by Cori Vidae and Brian Rosenberger One Ear, Always to the Land of the Dead, by Olive Whittier Godf---ed, by Tanker Ray The Solution, by Kristopher Triana Hunter's Moon, by S.C. Hayden If My Face Were Transparent, You'd See the Devil, by Eric LaRocca Charlotte the Harlot, by Shequila Rayne The Penis of the Marquis de Sade, by Andrew Darlington The Extra Mile, by Paul Allih

©2016 Comet Press (P)2016 Comet Press
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Splatter is a sub-genre of horror that deliberately focuses on graphic gore and violence. Splatter porn adds an additional element of explicit, hardcore sex.
not for everyone including me

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Outstandingly different .not for the faint hearted

Ok ...I dont even know where to begin with this book. I have been speechless from the start and constantly thinking did I just hear that? I have always been a fan of horror but let's face it theres not much these days that anybody finds shocking. Closest I have been is ' A Serbian Film' so I went into this book open minded with a will for it to shock me . I had not heard of the terminology of splatterporn before and was intrigued . It is completely different to anything you would have heard or read before with horror and eroticism combined in hardcore levels . It is definitely not for the prudish or faint hearted . I was given this book by the author/narrator in return for an honest and unbiased review

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