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Shots and Barbs

Deep Earth Dating, Book 2

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Shots and Barbs

By: Lily Mayne
Narrated by: Rebecca Woods, Michael Lesley
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About this listen

Nuni

Look, I'm an extremely busy, handsome, and charming guy. I am a paragon of physical perfection. I run a wildly successful architecture firm, and I take care of my family. I don't have time to organize a tenth-anniversary party for my business, so it just makes sense to hire someone else to do the work.

Except as soon as I see my new event planner, Anita Chaudhary, with her dark eyes, no-nonsense attitude, and sensible shoes, I decide that maybe I should be involved in the process. Just, you know, for the sake of being thorough. But mainly so I can keep butting heads with her.

She's competitive, cool-headed, and infuriatingly competent, all of which I begrudgingly find attractive. And those sensible shoes of hers drive me wild.

But she's also human. And we all know that humans and demiurgus don't exactly mix…

Anita

Nuni var Rorik is arrogant, pompous, egotistical, vain, bullheaded… need I go on?

He's a frat boy in an expensive suit. A know-it-all. A big, muscular demiurgus with perfect hair, flawless skin, and a distractingly beautiful face. He rankles me like no one else. But I can't stay away from him.

Which is definitely not good. I'm his event planner, and my boss is extremely strict when it comes to… ahem… client relations.

When our barbed words and competitive needling explode into something hotter than it has any right being, my job and reputation are on the line. I can't stand the thought of being seen as irresponsible or less than the best, but I can't stop myself when it comes to him.

So we just have to keep it a secret.

Shots and Barbs is an MF monster/human romcom and the second book in the Deep Earth Dating series, which features a range of diverse pairings and is for mature listeners.

©2024 Lily Mayne (P)2024 Podium Audio
Fantasy Paranormal Romantic Comedy Dating Boss

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Okay, I love Lily Mayne books. I think they're relatable, hilarious and sweet but this one was a hard listen because the voice acting for Anita was painful. I'm from the UK and the way she said palm, calm and loads of other words made it pretty unbearable to listen to and therefore affected the book listening. The book before this one is incredible and I think if you physically read this one it would be good too but jeez I had to keep pausing it because it was so bad. Nuni's voice actor did a brilliant job as he has in other books so that was the saving grace as well as little cameos from Greid 🖤 This will be the only Lily Mayne book I won't recommend or relisten to.

The worst British accent

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