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Summary
"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years, and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax, and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?"
---Ellen DeGeneres
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- William
- 07-05-15
Too Silly
Really gutted about this book. She's so funny! But I wanted abit more info about her life not silly noises, and loads of info about how I should live my life. I though it was an autobiography?
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- Cass
- 05-04-15
Fluff. Pleasant fluff, but fluff nonetheless.
Would you try another book written by Ellen DeGeneres or narrated by Ellen DeGeneres?
Narrated? Definitely. I enjoy Ellen's patter and I'm a big fan of hers. The performance was the saving grace of these three hours.
Written? Well... that's another story. There's nothing to this book. There are a few funny bits, of course, but probably fewer than you'd get watching one episode of her show (or binge watching clips on YouTube). She also tries to bring forward her thoughts on positivity and self-worth, but never gets beyond the surface or says anything that couldn't fit on a greeting card.
Its like she tried to write a memoir, a self-help book, and a comedy book all at once, but didn't trust her audience to stick with her for more than a few hours. What you're left with is a disappointing jack-of-all trades with no depth or direction.
I wouldn't absolutely rule out another book by her, but I'll be very suspicious of future offerings, which is a shame. I know she can do better.
3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- Kai
- 25-07-13
Funny and easy listen
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Good for a laugh and gives a few points on which to think on. It was read like an extension of her monologues. Not to expect a deep, thought provoking serious novel which looks greatly into Ellen's personal life or anything like that or even following any story line of sorts. It was an overall light, relaxing, funny, random and enjoyable book to listen to and there were many moments which made me laugh throughout the book. The narration by Ellen herself added humour and a warmth to the book which i greatly enjoyed listening to it from beginning to end.
Great listen for any fan of Ellen
1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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- Suej
- 13-01-13
Friendly drivel
I thought I’d try this as a bit of light relief from the thrillers or serious novels I usually get. Ellen as a narrator is good; her voice is warm and engaging. Unfortunately the book itself is pure drivel. I expected after the glib introduction that it would settle down to some kind of interesting context, but it doesn’t, she skips through wise cracks on a number of topics without really saying anything at all. I gave up after chapter 7 and fast forwarded in the hope that I hit on something worthwhile. I didn’t. Very disappointing.
3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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- mrs
- 03-04-15
I Didn't Think I Could Love Her More
Absolutely Loved it. I would recommend it to anyone and tell them they're bound to enjoy it.
2 of 3 people found this review helpful
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Angharad
- 24-02-19
nothing about her life
funny, but has nothing to do with her life. was just like listening to nonsense rambling jokes and short stories
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- Anonymous User
- 18-02-19
INTRESTING
it was good only thing the story was hard to understand sometimes but still good
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- Kaushalik
- 13-01-19
Not sure what this book is about
Granted, Ellen Degeneres is funny! The way she narrates, to what she is saying - but this book is about nothing at all really. It's not an autobiography..it's somewhat like an advice book along with random facts.
But, if you want something light hearted and fun to listen to, then go right ahead and buy this
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- Trude
- 26-12-18
Not what I expected
So much nonsense. In fact, it was pretty much all nonsense just to fill the book. Why write a book if you have nothing to say/write? I have to admit I expected more from Ellen DeGeneres.
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- Amazon Customer
- 06-03-18
amazingly narrated, funny most definitely<br />! ! ! !
amazingly narrated. Ellen voice adds uniqueness that makes it a special memorable experience. will listen again!
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- Olga
- 11-03-12
Love her voice, but expected more insight
Is there anything you would change about this book?
The depth of her stories. I wanted to get to know her better. I bought this book because as a person I find her so appealing. But the book left me wanting more. I felt like listening to Ellen's wonderful voice but a scrpt from Seinfield.
Has Seriously...I'm Kidding turned you off from other books in this genre?
I heard Tina Fey Bossy Pants before and expected a similar experience. The book left me dissapointed. I am now listening to other genre, but it is partly before, aside from Tina and Ellen, none of the other female comediants of my generation appeal me as much as these two. I would listen to another book by Ellen, hopefully deeper and just as funny.
What about Ellen DeGeneres’s performance did you like?
She has a unique voice. Just listening to her voice made me smile.
Do you think Seriously...I'm Kidding needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?
YES. But not to follow-up, but to show the real potential of Ellen as a writter. It left me feeling like this was not the best she could do.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- R. Strauss
- 19-12-11
Exactly what you would expect from Ellen
Where does Seriously...I'm Kidding rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
This book is light and funny and I couldn't really tell what the story was. Probably because she's a comedian and her point is to be entertaining. Not a serious book. It's perfect if you are looking for a light, easy, quick read that will make you smile.
What about Ellen DeGeneres’s performance did you like?
She's funny! She speaks funny and writes funny. When you get to hear both at once...it's even better!
If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?
Rambling...
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- Julie
- 11-10-11
Not so much.
I LOVE Ellen...but this book is just boring. About what you would expect to get if someone sat down behind a mic without a script and wanted to kill 3 hours. A few funny parts, but mostly blah. Disappointed!
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- Stephanie
- 07-10-11
really like ellen but felt like a waste of my time
Would you try another book from Ellen DeGeneres and/or Ellen DeGeneres?
i might reluctantly try another, however only after many many consistently elated reviews
Would you ever listen to anything by Ellen DeGeneres again?
see above
Have you listened to any of Ellen DeGeneres’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
no
You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?
On balance, this book is positive, light and even plainly silly. In all, these three hours go by well, fast! So that's why I give 5 stars for performance. Ellen maintains the momentum well. She is an engaging speaker.
Any additional comments?
perhaps the title says it all, seriously i'm kidding - that is that there were some funny moments more towards the beginning. The middle just seemed downright page filler. In the absence of more hilariousness, the redeeming factor might have been some somewhat more serious insight into her life and her thoughts and feelings etc. This was my first book by Ellen so I really knew nothing about her before today. I now know that she is neat, punctual, hard working, persistent, affable, did not go to college, thick skinned, positive, good, kind, honest, does not cook, does not clean, loves her wife etc. I didn't get much sense of depth. Sometimes I thought she was going to say something meaningful but I couldn't be sure whether she was serious or not?!! In the middle of the book she really lets you into her stream of thought consciousness. Although I don't know that I'd call it a stream. It is a whirlwind of anecdotal thoughts organized into brief chapters. Average chapter length might be 2-3 minutes. Some 'chapters' are 1-2 sentences. And, then it's over and I'm just like, huh. I like Ellen a lot from what I've seen. She is very positive and more than a bit silly and I wish her well with her show and as an author and modeling etc.
I never much liked seinfeld or family guy or simpsons... maybe you should just wait for more reviews to decide, if you are on the fence. since I don't watch her show, if you do and you love it maybe then you will also appreciate this book. It just wasn't so great for me.
32 of 40 people found this review helpful
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- Kerry
- 24-01-12
Does Audible give refunds?
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Let me preface: I'm a BIG fan of Ellen. This book, however, was horrible. It was filled with non-sense and ramblings. I skipped entire chapters, multiple times. I do not need to hear Ellen's random thoughts as she sits on a beach. I can do that myself. For free. And I definitely don't want to hear it as I'm on a crowded bus, during my commute.
I thought this would be more thought-provoking, laugh-out-loud funny. Instead it was Ellen digressing in these tangents that annoyed me and didn't even make sense. Have a good listen to the sample first. It doesn't get any better than this, trust me.
I'm disappointed I spent my Audible credit on this. I want my money back.
35 of 44 people found this review helpful
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- Stephanie Rivera
- 28-05-18
couldn't get through it
I really enjoy Ellen, but the book was lame. I felt like she spent hours complaining about having to a write a book because she told to.
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- Beth L.
- 29-03-18
Better live
Would you try another book from Ellen DeGeneres and/or Ellen DeGeneres?
I love Ellen! But no.
What was most disappointing about Ellen DeGeneres’s story?
The book feel flat for me, I just did not find it funny or engaging in strictly audio form and did not finish. Part of the joy of Ellen is how she interacts with others and her audience, that was definitely missing. The type of material that Ellen does best just doesn't work the same without interactions with others and the visual effects of Ellen's facial expressions and body language.
Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Ellen DeGeneres?
No one, she is the best at doing her own material.
You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?
I still love Ellen.
2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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- Agent Anna
- 12-07-17
Wow, I made it through but it was tough!
I guess this was just not what I was expecting. I didn't read her first two books (and I never will) but this was a long stand up performance. I've read other books by comedians that were funny and told about the author's life like David Sedaris. His books are funny, try one and avoid Ellen, whom I really like. Sorry Ellen this book was yucky.
2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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- Talia
- 11-03-13
DeGeneres leaves you laughing
I've been a fan of Ellen's writing since picking up her first book "My Point... And I Do Have One" back in high school. She's funny, witty, relatable and honest. Plus, she's optimistic and positive.
This book combines her random thought conversation style and throws in bits and pieces from her own life. I think her willingness to be honest and share things from her experience is one of the main reasons she connects so well with her readers/audience. Another reason is that even though she is relentless in encouraging people to be positive, look for the joys in life and appreciate every day, she never comes across as pushy or preachy.
I laughed a lot while reading this, and when I was done, I felt really good about my life and how lucky I am for what I have. I recommend you read this book. I think you'll be glad you did.
5 of 6 people found this review helpful
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- Tan Nguyen
- 04-03-16
Never had so much fun in reading a book
Ellen literally makes the best narrator for a book. The amount of randomness in this book totally suits Ellen' style and is just so enjoyable.
7 of 9 people found this review helpful