Twenty-five years after the deadly plague, the United Five State Republic's most successful company, Zombie, Inc., is in trouble. Will a simple case of dwindling supply and lessening demand be the end of them or will Zombie, Inc. find a way, however unpalatable, to survive?
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This book is all about the world building. It is a unique world with Zombies. Four and a half hours in the book and it is still world building. The main characters have very little character. There is gore and Zombies, but most of the zombies are tame, so the book has no suspense. There are some zombie attacks, but they are not the horde of zombies, we usually get and there is no scary. The cleaners are interesting and have a gory job and the wranglers are macho man funny, but the main characters are boring. I am too impatient for this book.
GO SIT IN YOUR PUSS@ WAGON, ABBEY.
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