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Tender Hearts Taste Better in Butter Audiobook

Tender Hearts Taste Better in Butter

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Publisher's Summary

A kidnapping turns to be unexpectedly deadly when the Mafia encounters ogres and demons. This is one of several tales in the Smoky Mountain Horrors collection.

Scare yourself silly: listen to more Smoky Mountain Horrors.

©2009 Weston Ochse; (P)2009 Pulp Studios, LLC

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    Finfeature 02/01/2016
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    "Poor reading"

    Mr Ochse made this impossible to listen to by gabbling so fast I could not keep up.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Darren - UK 23/12/2014
    Darren - UK 23/12/2014 Member Since 2017
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    "I'll give five stars cuz its free."

    the story is ok the narration is ok but i was not overly impressed.

    it's free so why not give it a try.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Robert milton keynes, buckinghamshire, United Kingdom 21/04/2011
    Robert milton keynes, buckinghamshire, United Kingdom 21/04/2011
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    "Tender Hearts with amazing taste"

    A short story about a kidnapping, cool, interesting and fantasy story elements and a twist buttered up nicely with a warm steaming coffee of excellent audio quality read remarkable well and welcoming to those new to audio books.

    Interesting listen and only 20minutes long for short journeys or free time, well worth it :) I loved it and so far listened to it twice in only owning it for a day thus far.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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  • Jim "The Impatient"
    Springfield, MO, United States
    23/12/13
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    "silly"

    I am a fan of Joe Ledger, Capt. Nothing and Sandman Slim. This is an attempt at that type of humor. It was just an attempt that did not work for me. There were lots of dirty words, which does not bother me and lots of politically incorrect situations that I usually love. Ochse might have a future, but this sounded like something a freshman in high school would write.

    To see how this is done well, read Jonthan Maberry, Joe R. Lansdale, Richard Kadry or Steve Vernon.

    14 of 16 people found this review helpful
  • Slim
    Bedford, Virginia
    26/04/16
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    "good book"

    I thought this book was very good, I wish that it could've been longer than what it was because it had my attention from beginning to end and I was laughing so hard when he got to the restaurant and didn't know the little girl was some kind of animal see why those kids wasn't scared when he had kidnapped them.

    21 of 26 people found this review helpful
  • Kristi Richardson
    Milwaukie, OR, United States
    01/11/12
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    "Fun story. A little silly for me."
    Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?

    Yes it was. It's a very short story and it was a fun listen. Perfect for Halloween.


    Would you recommend Tender Hearts Taste Better in Butter to your friends? Why or why not?

    If they love graphic gore this is for them.


    What about Weston Ochse’s performance did you like?

    The author does a marvelous job on this. Best thing about the download!


    If this book were a movie would you go see it?

    Probably not. It's fun but not my type of movie.


    Any additional comments?

    If you can stretch your imagination into believing that ghouls and demons are all around us, than this story is right up your alley.

    2 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Amazon Customer
    Vancouver, BC
    26/08/17
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    Story
    "Vulgar and not enjoyable. "

    Vulgar and not enjoyable. This does not belong on Amazon. Not a good short story.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Butterfly Nurse
    04/04/17
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    "Can't complain"

    Can't complain it being a free book and all. although the curse words were a bit much it gave the story the effect desired.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Kay
    20/02/17
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    "Could be better with another narrator"

    The narrator read way to fast. He didn't pause and inflect when necessary. The story could possibly been better understood with another narrator. I'm thinking this story would be a much better read than listen.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Amazon Customer
    31/12/16
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    "aggressive "

    I did enjoy this but the narrator really seemed to rush through it like they had a deadline so some of the sentences were hard to understand. The performance would have been excellent if the reader would have taken a breath here & there instead of speeding through it.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Shikki
    06109
    03/08/16
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    "Terrible"

    This story is a complete mess. Complete waste of time with lots of offensive themes.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Regina
    14/05/16
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    Story
    "kept my attention, wish it was longer, surprised"

    I wanted more, I was waiting on a part 2 I would buy the series

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Elisabeth
    STANTON, CA, United States
    22/06/14
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    "An unpleasant short story"
    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    This story was absolutely not for me.


    Any additional comments?

    At least it was free, so i didn't have to return it..

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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