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Second Hand Curses Audiobook

Second Hand Curses

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Publisher's Summary

When your fairy godmother threatens to enslave you with a curse - when a malevolent piper solves your rat problem but steals your children - when you seek revenge on the prince who turned you into a frog - who can you turn to in your hour of need? The band of scoundrels known far and wide as the Bastard Champions - the swashbuckling trio who travel a world of legend, seeking adventure and righting wrongs - as long as there's enough gold to be earned. They are Jack, the seemingly unkillable leader whose ever-present grin belies a dark past; Marie, who fights with fury but battles more fiercely to control the beast within; and Frank, the master of logistics, whose cloak hides horrific scars that are far more than skin-deep. As they slash and scheme through kingdom and village alike, the Bastard Champions uncover tantalizing clues to their ultimate quarry: the powerful Blue Fairy, who has made each of their lives a living hell.

Second Hand Curses adds a dash of sly wit and a heaping portion of action to the fairy tales you thought you knew.

©2017 Andrew Hayes (P)2017 Audible Originals, LLC.

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    Bento_Chic1994 27/11/2017
    Bento_Chic1994 27/11/2017 Member Since 2015
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    "I really hope thear it a second book "

    As usual Drew Hayes writes a magnificent, unique and enthralling tale. I am all ready I love with theas characters.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Sheryl Mason Auckland, - New Zealand 14/01/2018
    Sheryl Mason Auckland, - New Zealand 14/01/2018 Member Since 2016
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    "How to stop curses"

    Rather to my surprise, I adored this book. It gallops along at a fair pace and some of the background of the characters is filled in, if only lightly.

    Although I don't really like multiple narrators, this was handled with panache and style. Also not at a speed to detract from the book.

    It's funny and lighthearted, regardless of some of the situations the characters find themselves in.

    Highly recommended.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Stephen 20/12/2017
    Stephen 20/12/2017 Member Since 2016
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    "Second Hand Curses"

    Interesting story line, Drew Hayes delivers again. The performances are very well done and distinct, I heartily recommend this book, it’s subtle comedy and solid flow leaves you smiling throughout.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    mat brown 05/02/2018
    mat brown 05/02/2018 Member Since 2012
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    "A gem of a find"

    I can’t praise this book enough

    Great narration as the three voices melded together perfectly

    Compelling characters who you really get to care about

    Great stories that create a great back story and leave you hungry for more

    An awesome world to explore

    This is blooming great and I can’t wait for the sequel

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    Josh 12/12/2017
    Josh 12/12/2017 Member Since 2015
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    "Great story with talented narrators "

    A great story spin off from the classic tales we all learn as children with some brilliant narrators that brought each of the characters to life for me. I would absolutely recommend this book to anyone who asked for an interesting book to listen to

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    Pete 06/12/2017
    Pete 06/12/2017 Member Since 2015
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    "Loved it from start to finish"

    A fantastic twist on the fairy tales you grew up with! Hoping there will be a sequel in the future! Drew Hayes is once again smashes it out the park with this one!

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    Rozemarijn 15/01/2018
    Rozemarijn 15/01/2018
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    "Straightforward predictable "

    I was dissapointed by this book. If you know your fairy tales no suprises are left. Very predictable and extremely fast pased. No development of character or story line.

    A shame really, the ideas have potential.

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  • Tony E.
    Menifee, CA
    22/11/17
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    "Second Hand Curses is First Rate Storytelling!"

    This book is Drew Hayes' telling of the corrupted view of the fairy tale world. It starts out with a bang with the familiar Cinderella story with a huge twist that is interesting, engaging, and funny. Our anti-heroes, Jack, Frank, and Marie, work behind the scenes to get through the Grimmest of messed up stories to fix happily ever after for a price. Like the Swords, Spells, and Sorcery stories, the Super Powered Universe, and the stories of Fred the Vampire Accountant, Drew once again nails the character development that he is best known for. It is fun to follow this story and see all the connections that Drew makes in this genre as well as the surprises that follow.
    In all of his previous work, one narrator has told the story with multiple voices. In this one, three narrators perform this more as a readers theater, one for each of our protagonists. One of them, I think it is the guy who plays Jack, also works as the narrator. Following the action is that much easier because of this. The three work together very well, intertwining their narrative in a natural flow. I am especially drawn in by the guy who does the voice of Frank as this is a powerful, calm, meticulous character who could be ruined by the wrong inflections but is done with all the grace and skill this character needs. Please forgive me for not knowing which narrator was which. I am fairly certain that Tavia Gilbert is Marie though.
    I love that Drew Hayes is not afraid to go into a bunch of genres and tell stories worth telling. Whether it is super hero, fantasy, supernatural, or now fairy tale, his worlds are complex, the stories are compelling, and the storyteller never takes himself too seriously. This is another fun read - albeit way too short at 9 hours compared to his normal 30+ hour fare. Good thing there is that we will hopefully have the sequel coming soon, maybe Third Times A Curse or something like that. I can't wait!

    18 of 18 people found this review helpful
  • Vincent P.
    california
    23/11/17
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    "Awesome!"

    Very interesting story with great characters in a dangerous world full of fairies tricking (sometime) innocent people. Great and refreshing twist to all of those tales. Outstanding audio performance!

    7 of 7 people found this review helpful
  • Br14n
    27/11/17
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    "Another fantastic addition to Drew's arsenal"

    in the few months since I've discovered his works, Drew Hayes has without a doubt surprised me at every corner wrapping me with tails of superheroes, vampire, and magical pears. with each book I read of his I fall more and more in love with the author and his creativity.

    with the coming finale of super powereds, this book offers a fantastic opportunity to begin a series a new. taking everyday fairy tales in a magical world and injecting these three scoundrels, I'm surprised I even found an opportunity to take a break. this is of course another must-read for fans of the author or lovers of fairy tales you'll love this unique and creative take.

    6 of 6 people found this review helpful
  • Carla
    22/11/17
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    "Fantastic"

    Three people who call themselves the “Bastard Champions” live in a world of fairy tales, and help those in need - for a price, of course.
    Every time I find out Drew Hayes is writing a new story; I feel giddy with anticipation. His books are filled with characters who live in the grey and change over the course of his story. Those are my two favourite parts of any novel, and he does it so well that it’s no wonder I devour everything he writes. The thing that always strikes me though is that they are so entertaining, so filled with adventure and playfulness, that instead of savouring them, I read them in a frenzy, in one sitting until I’m done and have a massive grin on my face. Second Hand Curses is no exception to this rule. This book was such a delight to listen to - all I hope is that it becomes a series so we can continue to follow the characters.

    6 of 6 people found this review helpful
  • Randall
    29/11/17
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    "Definitely worth a listen if you like Drew Hayes "

    Interesting retelling of fantasy stories we all grew up hearing. Much more interesting version of them as well. Great performance by the cast, and great for killing time in the car as it’s a greater story composed of different tales, giving you clean sections to turn off the book and pick it up later.

    5 of 5 people found this review helpful
  • Ashley
    NJ
    01/12/17
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    "great"

    As I patiently (sarcasm) wait for super powereds year 4 I thought I'd give drew a shot in another world.

    I loved it.

    it's light, suspenseful, adventurous and entertaining !!

    now I have two drew series I'm waiting on..... 😤

    9 of 10 people found this review helpful
  • ADAM ROBLES
    26/11/17
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    "A great point of view from the other side."

    I really love this book couldn't put it down. great narration ,top notch storytelling and great character build up.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
  • Lindsey Choi
    24/11/17
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    "Jack the Nimble, Jack the Quick, Jack did what?!"

    Fairy tale re-imaginings can be quite dull but this one isn't.
    I was really impressed by the narrators, all 3 did really excellent.
    Definitely worth picking up, Drew Hayes is a great author and as another reviewer pointed out he really rocks at character development. Drew does say the book is a one-off however, don't expect a series! We can dream though!

    8 of 9 people found this review helpful
  • Amazon Customer
    23/12/17
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    "awesome "

    Great book from an emerging writer. A little darker than the super powered series but still action packed and great humor. Hayes has quickly become my favorite author with his balance of world building/solid action stories

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Darrell W. Evans
    SF Bay area, CA USA
    22/11/17
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    "Fun Take on the Fairy Tale Concept"

    First off I would like to say that I am so glad that Scott Aiello, and Mark Vietor voice this story. I greatly enjoy their work and this is no exception. I am unfamiliar with Tavia Gilbert, but she also gave an exceptional performance. A pleasure to Listen to.

    That being said without the story to perform there would be no audio book. As usual Drew Hayes prevails, and provides a great fun ride though a fantasy world with unusual and interesting characters. A world where our "heroes" are all to aware that they are at the mercy of the narrative. A fun take on the fairy tale and fantasy genera. If you enjoy Drew Hayes Swords Spells and Stealth series you will want to give this a listen, and if you haven't read it... Go get NPC's right now! (esp. any Roleplayers)

    Overall a lot of fun, good pacing and the excitement keeps up. I found myself rooting for the characters at every turn, wondering where the story was taking me and what references I would catch next, and loving it at every turn. Definitely a worth checking out. I hope you enjoy it as well.





    3 of 3 people found this review helpful

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