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  • The 1st Trilogy of Matilda Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist
  • By: Cynthia St. Aubin
  • Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
  • Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
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Dysfunctional

By: Cynthia St. Aubin
Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
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Summary

Meet Matilda Schmidt, paranormal psychologist....

Unlovable

When Cupid gets stupid...

It isn't every day a sexy demigod throws a pissed-off Cupid onto psychologist Matilda Schmidt's couch and informs her the fate of the world depends on her ability to get him off his diapered ass and back to helping people fall in love. But first she'll need to convince a seductive hit man he's snatched the wrong woman before he convinces her he might be the right man - for a night.

Unlucky

When luck runs out...

Accused of stealing gold from an infamous Irish street gang, paranormal psychologist Matilda Schmidt will die in exactly five days if she doesn't cough it up - guilty or not. With minutes ticking away and her office overrun by a leprechaun who's loopier than he is lucky, Matilda makes a deal with a demigod: Give him one night in her bed, and he'll help her locate the missing gold.

Unhoppy

When there's not a hop in hell...

The day is going to hell in a hurry for paranormal psychologist Matilda Schmidt, and that's before a suicidal Easter bunny shows up for treatment. Hunted by two jealous goddesses who would gladly use her intestines to lace up their strappy sandals - and with her full-time hit man/sometimes lover nowhere to be found - Matilda will have to save herself, or the world will be up River Styx without a paddle.

©2014 Cynthia St. Aubin (P)2016 Cynthia St. Aubin

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