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Don't Touch the Blue Stuff! Audiobook

Don't Touch the Blue Stuff!: Where the Hell is Tesla?, Book 2

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Publisher's Summary

Something called "the blue juice" is coming. For all of us.

Luckily, me (Chip Collins), Pete, Nikola Tesla, Bobo, and FBI Agent Gina Phillips are here to kick its ass, and send it back to last Tuesday. Maybe. Or maybe we'll fail, and everyone in the multiverse is doomed. (Seriously, you might want to get that underground bunker ready.) Either way, I've got to get home to Julie and find out - woah, I'm not about to tell you that right here in the book description! TMI.

WARNING: If you haven't heard Where the Hell is Tesla?, I apologize in advance, as you might get completely freaking lost. If you do, just call my apartment, I'm usually around, and I'll fill you in. (If I'm not stuck in the ITA.) - Chip

©2017 Rob Dircks (P)2017 Rob Dircks

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  • Katrice
    19/09/17
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    "Solid Sequel"

    When I saw this book was released I was ecstatic. I am pretty sure Rob Dircks is one of the best audible narrators around (because who better to narrate their book but the authors themselves) so I knew I would enjoy this book come hell or high water. Surprise, I did. I will say, just as most sequels go, it wasn't the original. In my opinion Where the Hell is Tesla is next to perfect. Not only was it a great story it was also completely hilarious. The sequel was still fun to listen to and worth the listen 100%.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Scott Mosher
    Pittsford, NY, United States
    15/09/17
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    "Another excellent story"

    I laughed out loud on several occasions all while being riveted to the narrative!

    This is definitely a book to read over and over again!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Craig Damlo
    Seattle, WA USA
    14/09/17
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    "Perfect Sequel"
    Would you listen to Don't Touch the Blue Stuff! again? Why?

    Yes, there are so many jokes and subtle references I'm sure I missed them.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Don't Touch the Blue Stuff!?

    The very last line.


    Have you listened to any of Rob Dircks’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    Yes, just as good, perhaps a bit better but shorter?


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    The very last line.


    Any additional comments?

    Great followup to a good first book. The format of the first book is a bit odd, but it worked, and surprisingly it worked for the sequel too. Nice mix of sappy and funny parts of the book really make this a fun and fast read.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • L R-H
    14/09/17
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    "The CHIP MASTER IS BACK"
    Where does Don't Touch the Blue Stuff! rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    2nd place...being that where the hell is tesla is number 1


    What other book might you compare Don't Touch the Blue Stuff! to and why?

    Dark Matter (although there is 0 humor on this one)


    Which scene was your favorite?

    any of the 10 things list


    Any additional comments?

    great closing for the Tesla book,,, amazing reading

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • trav
    12/09/17
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    "same style."

    Author does great job narrating. if you liked book 1 you'll enjoy this as well.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • CodySydney
    Sydney, Australia
    18/11/17
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    "COMPLETE JIBBERISH. COMPLETELY LOVED IT. "

    ALL IN CAPS FOR A REASON. SILLY BUT ROMANTIC, YOUTHFUL BUT NOSTALGIC, TOTALLY FUN AND I WANT MOAR KTHXBAI

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Maureen
    17/11/17
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    "Entertaining and fun, fast paced and inventive."

    Love the tongue in cheek perspective. Even the author is having fun in this book.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Lomeraniel
    Spain
    09/11/17
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    "Light and Refreshing"

    Chip has a good life after the adventures in the previous book. He is finally back with Julie and they are planning to get married. But the wedding is suddenly interrupted because Pete, living in another dimension with Maggie, has disappeared. Chip will have to enter again the Interdimensional Transfer Apparatus, with Gina Phillips, her boss in the FBI, just to discover that Pete has been swallowed by a blue stuff. The situation is so dire that they will need Tesla’s assistance again.

    This is a continuation of the previous book, and kind of conclusion to the story. It also was totally hilarious, with tons of absurd scenes and unique characters. Dircks has a powerful imagination to be able to come up with something like this.

    This time I was able to connect better to the characters than in the previous book, and somehow I cared more for them. Gina was a nice addition to the story as Chip’s sidekick. She mostly can’t stand Chip, and enjoys making things difficult for him.

    This book is also written in epistolary style, which is funny, since Chip knows beforehand that Julie will not be getting his emails until he is back in his original dimension.

    I found this book light and refreshing, but as with the previous one, the book dragged a bit for me. It is not a long book by any means, but I think I soon reach my quota with this kind of humor.

    Dircks’ narration was great again, and I wonder if he has contemplated the possibility of pursuing a career as narrator too, apart from writing books. There was nothing in his narration or audio production that could be called amateur. All voices were distinctive enough in a subtle way, his acting was superb, and he even sang several times!

    I received a copy of this book in audio format from the author in exchange for an honest review.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • aaron gilbert
    Pearland, TX United States
    06/11/17
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    "Dialed to a perfect fun ride."

    I read and enjoyed the last book though it felt like experiencing a great day with a pebble in my shoe. The language was too blue. It seemed as if every other word was the F word. In this installment of this wonderfully crafted story the author dialed back the language to a perfect fit. I laughed out loud several times during both books and hated for this one to end. I hope there will be more in this series.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Chuck V
    02/11/17
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    "The Bee's Knee's!"

    Great sequel to a creative and enjoyable story. I didn't want it ro end. Looking forward to more frim Mr. Dircks!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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