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  • By: John Scalzi
  • Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
  • Length: 8 hrs and 49 mins
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By: John Scalzi
Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
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Wil Wheaton, a Star Trek: The Next Generation alum, is a canny choice for narrator of this intersection of science fiction and Elmore Leonard-esque Hollywood farce. In addition to being a rather prominent footnote in sci-fi history, Wheaton’s also got a great voice — sonorous, with an inflection similar to a late-night radio DJ who’s bemusedly sharing an anecdote on air between tracks. His voice also carries a hint of that lilt peculiar to many native Angelenos, which comes in handy when he exaggerates it to Valley Girl-proportions to portray starlet Michelle Beck, former cheerleader and current box office draw.

Hollywood agent Tom Stein is the book’s hero, and when the story begins, Michelle is his most important client. That is, until Tom meets Joshua, an extraterrestrial whose alien race hires Tom and his boss, superagent Carl Lupo, to represent them. The Yherajk have decided their best hope for a peaceful first contact between their race and all of humanity is to out themselves via the movies, and they know if they want to make it in Hollywood, they need good representation.

Wheaton’s voicing of Joshua, who has traveled to Earth as the Yherajk’s representative, is another highlight. Joshua, like his kinsmen, looks like a gelatinous blob, gives off a noxious odor, and slithers around amorphously. He’s also incredibly educated when it comes to human pop culture, having logged countless hours watching sitcoms. Wheaton delivers Joshua’s line, “We look like snot. And we smell like dead fish,” in a nasally deadpan that suits a one-liner-delivering alien to a T.

Even when Scalzi veers into semi-philosophical territory — as when he explores why an alien race would choose a Hollywood debut over staging their premiere in Washington — Wheaton keeps the narration moving with his just-right character voices. Look out for the both silly and spot-on sounding Quebecois accent he uses to portray Roland Lanois, an art-house film director with a critical role in the novel, and for his Buddha-like turn as Gwedif, a Yherajk storyteller. —Maggie Frank

Summary

The space-faring Yherajk have come to Earth to meet us and to begin humanity's first interstellar friendship. There's just one problem: They're hideously ugly and they smell like rotting fish. So getting humanity's trust is a challenge. The Yherajk need someone who can help them close the deal. Enter Thomas Stein, who knows something about closing deals. He's one of Hollywood's hottest young agents. But although Stein may have just concluded the biggest deal of his career, it's quite another thing to negotiate for an entire alien race. To earn his percentage this time, he's going to need all the smarts, skills, and wits he can muster.

©2005 John Scalzi (P)2010 Audible, Inc.

Critic reviews

“Narrator Wil Wheaton animates the slapstick text with a tone that is appropriate for the story of a young Tinsel Town agent whose other clients are either equally deranged or aren't making him much money.” ( AudioFile)

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Enjoyable comedy fiction

Fast paced, with Scalzi's trademark witty repartee. A Hollywood agent is tasked with representing a new and very important client: an alien. The dialogue reminds me of Buffy for some reason. I guess it's that "say it fast enough and throw in some snarky rejoinders and it'll be funny" thing. Except it is actually funny. I like that stuff, so I don't have to be convinced.

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Absolutely Brilliant!

Great story by John Scalzi but also brilliant performance by Wil Wheaton. Pitch perfect on all levels.

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Enjoyable

Enjoyable book. This is the third Scalzi/Wheaton combo I've listened to in a row! The first 2 being the Lock Ins.
This is more fun, less clever I think, but very easy listening Sci fi.

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Will Wheaton gives a wonderful performance

The difference between the characters is unbelievable. Excellent performance. Great story, laugh out loud moments. I will be buying more from the author and from Will Wheaton.

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Hugely entertaining.

Light, witty and actually makes you laugh. A week written story very well narrated by Wil Wheaton. Recommended to brighten your day.

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Wheaton and scalzi is my fave combination

The story is so light and well written, and WW is such an excellent narrator.

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Can I be a talent agent please?

Excellent narration by Will Wheaten - one of those books hugely enhanced in audible format due to the quality of the narrator. A good story well told - makes me want to give up my job, move to Hollywood and become a talent agent! Or maybe just body swap with Tom Stein.

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Enjoyable fun with “Aliens”

Loved the tone of of the audio book, Wil Wheaton’s narration was spot on. Some laugh out loud moments, in this “sci fi lite” tale.

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Just a lot of fun

A great concept and entertaining story well read by Will Wheaton, who just seems to ‘get’ Scalzi’s books and deliver brilliantly. Addresses very serious topics without taking itself seriously.

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A "must listen to".

One of the most original stories in a very long time. The characters were totally believable and well painted. Excellent plot development, and amusing dialog. Brilliant narration. Cannot wait to download another by John Scalzi.
Throughly recommended.

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