Sacre Bleu cover art

Sacre Bleu

A Comedy d'Art

Preview
Get this deal Try Premium Plus free
Offer ends 29 January 2026 at 11:59PM GMT.
Prime members: New to Audible? Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Just £0.99/mo for your first 3 months of Audible.
1 bestseller or new release per month—yours to keep.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, podcasts, and Originals.
Auto-renews at £8.99/mo after 3 months. Cancel monthly.
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection - including bestsellers and new releases.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, celeb exclusives, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
£8.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically.

Sacre Bleu

By: Christopher Moore
Narrated by: Euan Morton
Get this deal Try Premium Plus free

£8.99/mo after 3 months. Cancel monthly. Offer ends 29 January 2026 at 11:59PM GMT.

£8.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

Buy Now for £12.99

Buy Now for £12.99

LIMITED TIME OFFER | £0.99/mo for the first 3 months

Premium Plus auto-renews at £8.99/mo after 3 months. Terms apply.

About this listen

“Christopher Moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of that word.”
—Carl Hiassen

“[Moore’s novels] deftly blend surreal, occult, and even science-fiction doings with laugh-out-loud satire of contemporary culture.”
Washington Post

“If there’s a funnier writer out there, step forward.”
Playboy

Absolutely nothing is sacred to Christopher Moore. The phenomenally popular, New York Times bestselling satirist whom the Atlanta Journal-Constitution calls, “Stephen King with a whoopee cushion and a double-espresso imagination” has already lampooned Shakespeare, San Francisco vampires, marine biologists, Death…even Jesus Christ and Santa Claus! Now, in his latest masterpiece, Sacré Bleu, the immortal Moore takes on the Great French Masters. A magnificent “Comedy d’Art” from the author of Lamb, Fool, and Bite Me, Moore’s Sacré Bleu is part mystery, part history (sort of), part love story, and wholly hilarious as it follows a young baker-painter as he joins the dapper Henri Toulouse-Lautrec on a quest to unravel the mystery behind the supposed “suicide” of Vincent van Gogh.

Historical Fiction Horror Literature & Fiction Mystery Scary Comedy Fiction

Listeners also enjoyed...

Noir cover art
Razzmatazz cover art
Luncheon of the Boating Party cover art
The Revolution of Marina M. cover art
Steampunk! An Anthology of Fantastically Rich and Strange Stories cover art
Secondhand Souls cover art
The Stranger Times cover art
24/7 Demon Mart: Publisher's Pack cover art
How to Survive the Afterlife: Books 1-3 cover art
Dreamland cover art
City of Dark Magic cover art
Circles in Hell, Books 1-4 cover art
The Unhappy Medium cover art
Stolen Beauty cover art
The Cryonite Caper cover art
The Very First Damned Thing cover art
All stars
Most relevant
Imaginative and erudite and very very funny. A must for fans of Mr Moore. Recommended.

A tour de force!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.


Excellent as always Chistopher Moores humor is clever and crass at the same time. 100% enjoyed every minute of this !

Zut alors!!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

A superb performance and an outstanding story, great work Mr Moore! I look forward to re-listening to this for years to come.

Phenomenal

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

The story is good fun and and it is very well performed. Definitely worth the listen.

Entertaining and well performed

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.