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Ring the Bells

(The Stranger Times 5)

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Ring the Bells

By: C. K. McDonnell
Narrated by: Brendan McDonald
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It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas . . .


For most people, that means a time of celebration, relaxation and inebriation, but not for the staff of The Stranger Times. While a book club meeting ending in a triple murder isn’t unprecedented, it is at least noteworthy. It quickly emerges that this is no ordinary book-club-triple-murder either, as it features a librarian possessed by a chaotic entity who has broken through from another dimension and is hellbent on vengeance. He’s made a list, but he’s not checking it twice as the whole of humanity is on it. Who would want to summon such a thing? And how is anyone going to be able to send it back?

As if that wasn’t enough to be dealing with, a shocking revelation about a member of The Stranger Times team’s past brings family together, but not in a way that’s ever going to make it into a Hallmark movie.

Featuring demonically possessed Santas, blood-thirsty books and the ghost of a legendary nightclub, it’s beginning to look a lot like a Christmas apocalypse . . .

Ring the Bells is the fifth book in the award-winning, critically acclaimed and laugh-out-loud funny The Stranger Times series.


'McDonnell's world is transgressively hilarious, grimly banal and beguilingly warm. Of course there's a story that the intrepid journalists of The Stranger Times have to tease out: grave-robbing, cryogenics, a very angry witch, and a washed-up indie legend looking for a lost album, but the real joy lies in the pitfalls and pratfalls of getting there.' DAILY MAIL

'An absolute riot of a read.' DAILY EXPRESS

'Laugh-out-loud funny and full of colourful characters.' DAILY MIRROR

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Fiendishly clever and monstrously funny, C K McDonnell's latest will steal your soul and eat your brain. In the nicest possible way, of course.
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I've been looking forward to this and almost regret listening to it so quickly. I should have rationed myself.
So if you're already a fan, enjoy, it's as good as ever.
If you're new to The Stranger Times go buy all of them.
start at the beginning and have yourself a wonderful time

write faster please C.K. McDonnell

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I’ve read all the stranger times books and I think this is the best one so far. I laughed, I cried, I was on the edge of my seat and I was heart-warmed! As always read by someone who is so bloody good that I’m sure he must be AI because, seriously, no human can be that good at so many voices can they? My only complaint is that I listen to the audiobook at work on a demolition site. So it got a bit embarrassing when I was bawling like a toddler at the end! (Thanks a lot caimh!) Bloody great book!

Best one yet!

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Witty, twisted and great fun. I absolutely love these books and this one was just as good as all the previous. Thoroughly enjoyed, especially due to fantastic narrator.

Love every single one of these books

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Another great stranger times novel! Kind of a stand alone story, doesn't go much into the lore of series. Brilliantly narrated as ever.

Grand fun

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I love all of the stranger times books and this is another great entry for the series

another excellent book

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