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Red Dwarf: Titan

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Red Dwarf: Titan

By: Rob Grant, Andrew Marshall
Narrated by: Chris Barrie
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Before the beginning...

The mining ship Red Dwarf is in orbit around Saturnian moon Titan, and the bulk of the crew is heading down for their shore leave plans: A strangely reluctant hen party; a relaxing cheaty golfing break; a terminally-boring cultural Odessey; a marathon drinking and fighting binge; a stomach-challenging culinary beanfeast and an invigoratingly violent tour of Shore Patrol . . .

Menial chicken soup machine repairmen Dave Lister and Arnold Rimmer have slightly less noble ambitions.
Rimmer is in search of some illicit exam-cheating tech, to land a much-lusted-for promotion, and Lister plans to acquire a cat to smuggle back on board as part of a nefarious scheme to return to Earth. Mainly they just want to get as far away from each other as possible. However, their objectives are scuppered when they receive a cryptic message . . . from the future.

The two feuding crewmen are catapulted into a breakneck race to save not only this, but every other Reality.
Along the way, they'll find themselves united again, for the first time, with some new, but somehow old friends, as they embark on a labyrinthian quest through the seediest, most dangerous underbelly of humankind's furthest outpost, where lurk bizarre off-worldly dangers and one mysterious hidden nemesis with an obscure, yet clearly lethal agenda.

So strap yourself into your Holly Hop Drive, and set your bazookoids to "thrill" - the Dwarfers are taking on TITAN.

'Don't tell my mother I died with my arm up a gorilla's bottom.'
'But sir - it will be on the death certificate.'©2026 Rob Grant And Andrew Marshall (P)2026 Orion Publishing Group Limited Adventure Humorous Science Fiction Space Opera Funny Witty Cats Greek Mythology Mythology Ancient Greece Fantasy
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Chris just makes me see the story as an episode. I feel like I'm being read a story by ace and he's playing all the parts 🤣

Chris smashed the story

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first off anyone who has ever listend to a red dwarf book before knows the awsome voice tallent of chris barrie . so your in for a treat. now story wise ..its a goof story for any red dwarf fan and any new person entering the franchise ..while classic traits of the og charicters are present some new intresting things get rolled into the mix. the paceing is hard to follow in places i would say this is structured like a tv script book hybrid with many pov's and quick jumps playing out in real time .. without spoilers tho i can only give this story a 4/5 . and sadly that is due to the passing of the writer leaving a lot of threads never to be adressed . however if like me you have read the og novels and love the show then to smeg with it plenty for dwarfs to get there teeth into and a great way to introduce a freind to tjlje humor of the original show and books :)

voice acting is brilliant

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Chris Barrie’s vocal performance of the other parts is uncanny, however the story, especially the end is a bit disappointing. There are some truly excellent ideas and clever ways of moving along but (without spoilers) the ending was not great at all

Great vocal performance

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Life long dwarfer here. Though nothing could beat infinity welcomes careful drivers, this was right up there. Superb writing brought to life by Chris Barrie’s exceptional narration (he also narrated the previous books). I loved the little references and shout outs to some well known gags / lines. “He’s dead Dave” sent me sideways. I hope to see more written in future.

RIP Rob Grant

Did not disappoint

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I was very excited when I heard that Rob Grant was in the process of co-writing a prequel to the original Red Dwarf books having been a massive fan of the original books and tv series, the book is great I really enjoyed it from start to finish and is a must read/listen for all fans. Chris Barrie is back to narrate the audio book and as always he smashes this out of the park he is a true legend with his amazing ability to mimic all the other characters

Smoke me a kipper!

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