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Quantum Criminals

Ramblers, Wild Gamblers, and Other Sole Survivors from the Songs of Steely Dan

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Quantum Criminals

By: Alex Pappademas, Joan LeMay
Narrated by: Michael Butler Murray
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Steely Dan's songs are exercises in fictional world-building. No one else in the classic-rock canon has conjured a more vivid cast of rogues and heroes, creeps and schmucks, lovers and dreamers and cold-blooded operators-or imbued their characters with so much humanity.

Pulling from history, lived experience, pulp fiction, the lore of the counterculture, and their own darkly comic imaginations, Donald Fagen and Walter Becker summoned protagonists who seemed like fully formed people with complicated pasts, scars they don't talk about, delusions and desires and memories they can't shake. Every name is a locked-room mystery, beguiling listeners and earning the band an exceptionally passionate and growing cult fandom.

Quantum Criminals presents the world of Steely Dan as it has never been seen, much less heard. Artist Joan LeMay has crafted lively, color-saturated images of her favorite characters from the Daniverse to accompany writer Alex Pappademas's explorations of the famous and obscure songs that inspired each painting, in short essays full of cultural context, wild speculation, inspired dot-connecting, and the occasional conspiracy theory. All of it is refracted through the perspectives of the characters, making for a musical companion unlike any other. Quantum Criminals is a singular celebration of Steely Dan's musical cosmos.

©2023 Alex Pappademas (P)2024 Tantor
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Loved the narrator's laid back style. Perfect for the way the book has been written. The weave of the story through the lyrics of the SD songs is very clever. Fast paced with song references that take you back to when you were first hearing the song. Strayed a couple of times on to 'side' characters when I would have preferred to hear more about Donald & Walter. Handling of Walter's challenges and passing was done very well. Really enjoyed the book and have ordered 2 copies for friends' Christmas. They are not Audible subscribers so will miss out on the narration. Either way this is an excellent book.

Loved the narrator's laid back style

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Started me loving Donald & Walter all over again and now I can’t listen to anything else. Didn’t think it would be possible to write such an insightful book about the Dan, but this guy does quite beautifully. Great voice as well. Perfect!

Started me loving Donald & Walter all over again.

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First time I've returned an audible book in several years. I'm a Dan fan but this was an utterly pointless listen which I gave up on after a few chapters. Pretentious waffle imo.

Pointless

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