Problematic Protective Poisonous Purple Paint
An Incredibly Dull Literary Experience
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Problematic Protective Poisonous Purple Paint
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Kaya Thanky
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Samuel Isaacson
About this listen
You probably shouldn't listen to this. I'm serious. It's literally an audiobook about watching paint dry, in which you become a person watching paint dry. That's pretty much it. Oh, it does have a somewhat amusing puzzle in it, but don't get your hopes up.
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