Mild-mannered librarian Emily has two problems: her breasts. They get in the way, figuratively and literally. Relationships are doomed from the start because men just act crazy around her, and now, even the future of her job in the library is in doubt.
A chance visit to a burlesque cabaret inspires her to tread the boards herself and put her troublesome bosom to productive use. But it transpires that the London burlesque scene, and the talent agency called Prime Assets that snaps her up, are not all they appear to be....
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An Unexpected Delight!
I’ve become something of a snob when it comes to erotic fiction. This means, unfortunately, that I’m constantly disappointed and regularly dismissing authors for being average, only slightly above average, and woefully under average when it comes to writing hot stories with sexy characters and fun plots. Most authors are clearly just pumping out title after title to make a quick buck. Shallow, cynical, and unsatisfying are words that come to mind. Lesley Finch, on the other hand, is something completely different. Inarguably over average and over qualified for the erotic fiction market, Finch is a keenly talented author who's clearly writing out of real passion for the preferred subject matter. And it's obvious he's having a ball doing it. If you haven’t heard, Finch’s thing is BOOBS. If giant, massive, firm, impossibly buoyant, succulent and fulsome breasts is your thing, then Lesley Finch is the literary bookmark you’ve been looking for. In Prime Assets, we accompany our lovely heroine Emily (along with her titanic breasts) as she discovers her unique place in the world. Her journey includes stuffy English libraries, Burlesque clubs, Bohemian artist studios, Hollywood style film sets, Top secret medical laboratories, high class modeling agencies and much more. I loved this book. It was more of a medley of scenes and seductions, but Finch held it all together masterfully. But even more than the super entertaining story with its cast of Buxom goddesses and fluid-drained men, this audiobook was a showcase for the matchless narrator, Posey Clifford. In Prime Assets, we get to see the full scope of her talents as she brilliantly voices each of the many characters, female and male, with distinct accents and personalities. And, as with her reading of Finch’s other books, Posey Clifford never holds back as she digs into the descriptions of gigantic boobs, super busty vixens, and tortured men on the edge of exploding. As hot as the scenes were, I laughed out laugh many times! Above all this, however, I loved her reading of Emily. Clifford gives us a sweet, lovely, insecure, and sexually under-served young woman coming into her own and discovering the joy of being a super endowed vixen. It was wonderful and very impressive to listen to. Few narrators can breathe so much life and charm into a character. Posey delivers a virtuoso performance of a book written by the "master of mammaries". Top notch entertainment for the lover of women and giant boobs. After this, I really can’t imagine anyone else bringing a Lesley Finch book to audiobook. Finch and Clifford are a match made in [erotic fiction] Heaven. The ending wasn’t what I was expecting, but after the wild ride Finch and Clifford take us on with this book, I would be happy with any kind of ending. Charming, ultra-stacked, and earnest Emily was one of the most lovable lead characters I’ve encountered in an erotic novel. If you’re looking for smart writing, many inventive and original erotic scenes centered around giant boobs, and a charming lead character (who’s also super busty), all read by a top notch narrator, you’ll love this one. “Prime Assets” is highly recommended.