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Porn Money & Wannabe Mummy

The Debt & the Doormmat
Narrated by: Emma Riches
Length: 10 hrs and 57 mins
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Amazon best-selling author brings you the third book in The Debt & The Doormat series

What is it about turning 30 that sends rational women into a tailspin?

Suddenly going from having all the time in the world, to cringing at the ticking of her biological clock, Poppy is drowning under the strain of trying to get pregnant.

With a dad in the throes of a mid-life crisis, a crazy mother-in-law, and time racing towards Lilly's wedding, will she be able to cope with it all...and give Ryan the baby they so desperately want?

Finally able to inherit her dad's porn money, Jazz can't wait to be rich! She can buy a house in Chelsea, go out partying with her old mates and start living how she deserves.

But with Ollie, Jemima, and Meryl each clawing at their own little piece of her happiness, will she have to leave behind those closest to her in exchange for it?

The real question is, can Poppy and Jazz rescue their own lives before everything gets ruined, or will their own stubbornness destroy the lives they've created?

©2016 Laura Barnard (P)2020 Laura Barnard

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loved it

loved this book ! author knows how to right comedy gold whilst still being serious about points than need seriousness, the narrator is amazing and i can't wait to listen to more of her work and read/listen to more of this authors books another must read , possibly one of the best books I've listened to this year

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Like a tv drama. Two women. Two different stories that come together.

I could see this playing in my head like a tv drama while listening to the audiobook. It’s about two completely different women with different life goals. Porn money & wannabe mummy is a comedy about lives curveballs. Poppy wants to be a mum. She’s been trying for a while and the stresses of not getting pregnant weigh her down. She’s in her thirties and her life isn’t going the way she planned. Her dad needs her support while her sister-in-law seems to be steeling the show. Can she find her own happiness? Jazz has been waiting to get access to her inheritance. She thinks it’s the key to her happiness but when she finally gets everything she wants life isn’t going the way she wants. Can she find the money/life balance she needs to make her family happy? I listened to this audiobook as part of a blog tour. My opinion is honest and my own. I would recommend this book to readers who enjoy life’s drama comedies. It has a serious undertone but is about two women trying to grown up. This is the third book in a series but can be read as a standalone.

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Enjoyed this audiobook very much. will definitely check more from this author in the future.

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Laugh out loud fun.

This last book in the series did not disappoint. With the crazy words from Laura and the excellent narration from Emma it’s yet again a winning combination. There’s more crazy shenanigans going on in Poppy and Jazz life’s. I highly recommend this series if you need cheering up.

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Wicked fun, witty, relatable listening

Emma Riches' versatile narration really brings this story full of colourful and madcap characters to life. Poppy, the heroine, feels grounded and relatable throughout, and the rest of the characters are wonderfully portrayed with a huge variety of distinct voices. The fast-paced and witty delivery really aids this funny, very British tale. Great listening all round.

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Witty and charming characters - a really good laugh!

Laura Barnard has created a remarkable whirlwind of a story. The quick paced dialogue and outrageous situations provide an excellent source of comedy from every day, relatable issues. Fantastically narrated by the ever versatile Emma Riches, who gives every character a relatable personality with her variety of accents. Her charming portrayals had me equally invested in every character’s storyline, as if they are real people!

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  • shedevilreads Bookstagram
  • 20-10-20

Romantic Comedy

Porn Money & Wannabe Mummy by Laura Barnard is a romantic comedy that I listened to on audio narrated by Emma Riches. This is the third book in The Debt & The Doormat Series. I absolutely love Laura’s books! They always leave me with a smile on my face. I absolutely loved all the quirky characters in this series. Emma did a great job on the narration. I look forward to listening to more of her work in the future. I would highly recommend this series if you love Chick Lits or Romantic Comedies.

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  • 13-10-20

Hilarious!

Porn Money & Wannabe Mummy is the third book in The Debt & the Doormat series by Laura Barnard.  Jazz and Poppy are back and dealing with more new bumps in the road of life.  They have come so far, grown so much but learning never stops and they still have alot to learn.  That's why they feel relatable and likeable... even if we all don't come into s bunch of money, we all have come to crossroads that test the growth we have accomplished...and that's where we find our friends... at crossroads in life.  The story is hilarious and fun and I truly enjoyed every second of it. Emma Riches does a fantastic job as Narrator and really delivers an entertaining experience. 

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  • SS
  • 01-10-20

The title say it all

After listening to this book the title made absolute sense. It’s so perfect for this book. Another fantastic & fun story with laugh out loud moments. It was hilarious. The characters made me laugh. The story is mainly about two girls Poppy & Jazz run in parallel. Poppy is trying to get pregnant whereas Jazz is trying to make changes to her life after she gets her inheritance. The narrator did fantastic job narrating the story and did absolute justice to the characters. Another fantastic listen.

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  • Brdz
  • 27-09-20

Hilarious and amazing

@laurabarnardauthor does it again with a 5⭐️ hilarious chick lit!⁣ ⁣ I had the pleasure of listening to Porn Money Wannabe Mummy on audio and I was howling laughing at times. Thank you so much!⁣ ⁣ Jazzy was a spit fire and Poppy was dramatic in the best ways. Their friendship was the definition of true best friends. I loved the fun they had, following their amazing friendship, the embarrassing moments, and the hard times. They never let each other down. ⁣ ⁣ Jazzy at that up-petty get together to make friends with new moms, I died. I applauded her for basically telling them to shove it.⁣ ⁣ Laura can write anything and I’m 100% positive I’ll love it and I’ll laugh out loud during the process. Also, let’s not forget my love for the British banter. She always slays it. 🔥⁣ ⁣ #bookstagram #books #bookcommunity #chicklit #pornmoneywannabemoney

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  • B.McGrath
  • 22-09-20

it's over

I am truly going to miss this highly dysfunctional group of people since this is the end of the series. It still irks me that Poppy is still a doormat and doesn't mind it one little bit. Some people are conditioned to be used and abused! shrugs* The dry humor and full on belly laughs are non stop start to finish. Well done author. I highly recommend this series. I voluntarily listened to a free copy of this and am giving an honest review. The narrator did a great job.