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Poison for Breakfast

By: Lemony Snicket
Narrated by: Patrick Warburton
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About this listen

A brand-new audiobook from the best-selling author of A Series of Unfortunate Events - a cautionary tale about his own demise.

For more than 20 years, Lemony Snicket has led millions of young listeners through a mysterious world of bewildering questions and unfortunate events. With this latest audiobook - a love letter to listeners young and old about the vagaries of real life - long-time fans and new listeners alike will experience Snicket's distinctive voice in a new way.

This true story - as true as Lemony Snicket himself - begins with a puzzling note under his door: you had poison for breakfast. Following a winding trail of clues to solve the mystery of his own demise, Snicket takes us on a thought-provoking tour of his predilections....

©2021 Lemony Snicket (P)2021 Recorded Books Funny Witty

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If you enjoyed A Series of Unfortunate Events you'll enjoy this too. The brilliant narration by Patrick Warburton really fits the tone of the story.

Brilliant

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This short story was a pleasant surprise. I haven't laughed so much in a long time. Excellent.

Excellent short story.

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he's back......
brilliantly bonkers perfectly told by Patrick
Warburton.....I hope we get some more .

woohoo

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This is an unusual book without the usual type of linear storyline. Instead, there is a loose plot with many, many, meandering diversions and asides. These are frequently funny and usually thought provoking.
Patrick Warburton’s narration marries with this perfectly and gives the book an incredibly charming and listenable quality. His voice is somehow soothing and intensely relaxing, yet always animated and entertaining.
I love his performance and have listened to and enjoyed this unique book multiple times. Highly recommended!

Patrick Warburton Perfection!

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This was a very good narration by Patrick Warburton it’s a pity that he hasn’t done any more. The story was lifted from a simple reading by his delivery and makes other narrators seem a little flat in comparison.

Very good story and narration

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