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Peter Kay’s Diary

The Monthly Memoir of a Boy from Bolton

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Peter Kay returns with his most entertaining autobiography yet!

The Collector’s Edition: The first hardback print run will feature an exclusive foiled board design. Order now to avoid missing out!

‘Think of this autobiography as a twelve-month subscription to my memories and meanderings across the calendar year. With each month reflecting a different phase of my life, complete with dodgy decisions, bizarre plot twists and more than a few laugh-out-loud moments.’

Peter Kay is back – and funnier than ever – with his most heartfelt and hilarious autobiography yet. Take a whistlestop journey through his life, in a year. From hitting the gym in January, falling in love in February and a nostalgic trip to Ireland at Easter, to buying his first house in May. Then it’s summer holidays at Butlins, a September wedding and, before you know it, he’s packing away the Halloween decorations and sipping a glass of Bailey’s in front of the Christmas telly.

With his trademark warmth and wit, Peter offers a unique take on the calendar year – in a way only he can – cementing his place as one of Britain’s best-loved comedians and a true national treasure.

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Just amazing I really recommend this book to anyone who likes funny books just great absolutely great book

AMAZING

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Omg. Peter you are so funny. I can’t stop laughing about your dad trying to get Amy’s toffee of her false teeth. I wish there were more months in a year so this book never ended. You always write such good books that makes me laugh and make me feel happy. Thankyou.

Brilliant read.

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I liked the funny witty humour which Peter Kay puts into telling his story
Lots of funny lol moments

Funny lol moments

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Peter Kay’s Dairy is exactly what you’d expect from Britain’s king of observational comedy: warm, nostalgic, and very, very funny. Written with the same everyday charm that defines his stand-up, Kay turns even the simplest memories into laugh-out-loud moments. The book mixes genuine heart with trademark Northern wit, making it feel less like reading a diary and more like listening to a mate tell brilliant stories down the pub. Charming, daft, and irresistibly Kay—fans will love it.

Absolutely funny 😁 😂 😀

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He’s got a brilliant way of speaking there’s no down side his books never disappoint

Hard to put down

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