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Summary

Trying to get your life together? Got three dead houseplants, no debit card and an exploded yoghurt in your bag? Useful, funny and life-affirming, Nobody Panic is an instruction manual for anyone with absolutely no idea what they're doing.

From the creators of the critically acclaimed podcast comes a series of how-to guides for everything from job interviews to leaving a WhatsApp group, from understanding the oven to dealing with your best friend's new (astoundingly dull) partner. There's also a poem about taxes.

Comedians and professional panickers Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin are here to help you learn from their many, many mistakes and remind you that when it comes to life, we're all in this together - so nobody panic.

©2021 Spring Tide Productions Limited and Stevie Martin (P)2021 Hodder & Stoughton Limited

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  • 21-03-22

Hilarious and informative

I loved this audio book immensely all the while learned a lot! It's amazing how Stevie and Tessa have managed to impart important life lessons and practical information in such an entertaining way. I enjoyed every minute of it. Love this book!

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Only purchase if you enjoy laughing and witty humour

What a fantastic opportunity to live amongst the brilliant silly banter of Stevie and Tessa for proper exposure to their wonderfully witty personalities and delivery. Audible book is the clear choice over a physical copy. Getting the physical book is like watching Peter Jackson's Get Back with the volume off. Although for anyone reading this who already purchased the book, great move. Just buy the Audible edition too as a complement.

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Loved every minute!

I absolutely loved this audiobook. It felt like a mammoth edition of the Nobody Panic podcast, which I’m a huge fan of. This would make the perfect pressie for someone going off to Uni.

100% recommend (especially for existing Stevie & Tessa fans)

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Best light-comedy-guide-on-adulting-audiobook. Ever.

Just yes. To all of it. From how to budget, be dumped or be more productive, the advice is ace. Includes masterfully written, unforgettable nuggets such as the poem on tax, the story of the “winter of discontent” and the “seagulls of false promise”. Found myself asking why all audio books aren’t delivered across soundscapes in little mini fiction themed chapters? Especially love hearing Tessa and Stevie crack up throughout - excellent absence of editing. Very “real”. Very funny.

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Really amazing

I was wondering how two people where going to read an audio book like this. But they did an absolutely amazing job. This is genuinely the best audio book I have ever listened to. It is so creative and entertaining.

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Loved it.

Hooked from the off! Outstanding in every way. Joyful AND I learned stuff. Just the perfect combo of humourous and insightful. Like a Best Of the podcast. Dip in and out OR just have the two of them in the room with you for 2 full days talking you through all the stuff you wish you'd known before and be reminded of times when you dealt with something horrendously badly, but in a totally non-judgemental way.

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Brilliantly entertaining and so helpful

Stevie and Tessa are hilarious and this book is so much fun to listen to. But it’s also genuinely useful and I can tell I will come back and listen to it over and over again. Definitely recommend it. If you love their podcast- you will love this too.

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Everything I thought it would be

I’m only on chapter 3 of the audiobook but.. this audiobook recording is a work of art and everything I hoped it would be from the podcast. So stevie and so Tessa and I LOVE it,

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  • 21-01-22

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fucking hilarious and useful at the same time. the performance is the best part. these gals are wonderful