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No, We Can't Be Friends

By: Sophie Ranald
Narrated by: Jessica Preddy
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Summary

He was perfect. Denim blue eyes, a dazzling smile. And he hadn’t sent me a picture of his junk. Which is about as rare, these days, as a dodo.

When Sloane met Myles, everything fell into place. He loved a martini almost as much as she did, shared her passion for four-cheese pizzas, and made her laugh harder than any episode of Friends. She’d found 'The One' at last, and she could finally delete Tinder, forgetting all those waste-of-space men she’d never have to date again.

But then she finds out that Myles has a secret. A very big one.

The fairy tale is over. Her heart is blown to smithereens. Drowning her sorrows in Ben & Jerry’s can only get Sloane so far before she has to decide.... Can she learn to love herself more than she loved the love of her life? And what if, after everything, she’s got Myles - and his secret - all wrong?

©2020 Sophie Ranald (P)2020 W. F. Howes Ltd

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terrible

The narrating was so annoying I was skipping through just to get the jist of what was happening. The accents she attempted were so bad I was cringing. She sometimes went in and out of them at the wrong times, was running out of breath, not annunciating etc. In the end I couldn't listen anymore but what I did hear sounded like a predictable story and try-hard humour.

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The most annoying American accent

Made worse by an awful attempt at a posh English one. Just couldn’t listen to it! Ergh. Serves me right for not sampling first.

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Nice continuation

I loved that this was the other side to a story I had already listened to. Revisiting characters we’d already met.

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a lovely listen!

a lovely book. nothing ground-breaking, but a great bit of light relief.

Narrator is quite grating; possibly not a great idea to attempt so many accents - it was distracting and made it feel a bit... amateur.

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Brilliant book

I loved it, all the twists and turns. The last few chapters had me shedding happy tears. It’s a beautiful book.

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Ok story … shocking narration

Story itself wasn’t bad but I found it hard to get to know the characters due to the shockingly bad narration. Accents (English and Irish) appallingly bad. Also hesitant in places, it felt like narrator simply lost interest midway through a sentence. Wasted credit really. Don’t bother.

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Really Quite Boring.

I found this book really boring. It didn't need this many chapters felt the author really kicked the arse out of it.

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Blah blah blah

Worst narration (accents so annoying) - storyline bland and boring and so obvious - I wouldn't bother if I were you

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not bad

it's a good book with story that could potentially happen to anyone.its written nicely and I was actually looking forward to listening again everytime I had to stop. the male voices and British accent to me was a bit off...bit I guess that's about point of view...

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Annoying narrator

Annoying narrator her accents were really off & slow story, that’s going nowhere - I’m going to return it

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