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No One Leaves the Castle

By: Christopher Healy
Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
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The Brothers Grimm meets Knives Out in this unexpected, hilarious, and wholly original fantasy-murder-mystery.

The Lilac. The bard songs say that she’s the world’s most fearsome bounty hunter. That there’s no criminal she can’t catch, no mystery she can’t solve.

None of that is true. Yet.

In reality, the Lilac is just a kid, and the bard who wrote all that is her best friend, Dulcinetta. But the Lilac has set her goals on becoming the best bounty hunter in the Thirteen Kingdoms—and when a priceless artifact goes missing from the home of famed monster hunter Baron Angbar, the Lilac and Netta are eager to apprehend the thief and make a name for themselves.

But when their investigation brings them to a dinner party at Castle Angbar, and they meet the Angbar family and their servants and guests—an unsavory group of nobles, mages, and assorted creatures, each more shady than the last—the Lilac begins to wonder if the reward is worth the trouble.

And that’s before the dead body is discovered.

Now, everyone is magically sealed inside the castle—and there is a murderer among them. If the Lilac wants to make it out with her reputation intact, it’s going to be up to her to figure out who the killer is. But everyone in the castle—even the Lilac herself—has secrets to hide, and as the walls literally start to close in around them, the Lilac worries that her first job as a bounty hunter may be her last…

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I loved it so much, it took me a while to get used to the new narrator after listening to the hero's guide trilogy for so long but I think she did a fantastic job. the story is incredibly well crafted and could easily be enjoyed by readers who haven't encountered the thirteen kingdoms before, but the appearance of characters and details from the hero's guide books were defined a highlight for me. I'm thrilled to see the Lilac as the main character she always deserved to be , and I cannot wait to see what Christopher Healy creates next!!!!

Lila, finally the main character AS SHE SHOULD BE

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