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  • By: Tracy Bloom
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  • Length: 9 hrs and 17 mins
  • 4.2 out of 5 stars (54 ratings)
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No-One Ever Has Sex in the Suburbs

By: Tracy Bloom
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Summary

Ben is still desperately trying to forget that Katy had a one-night stand just before she announced she was pregnant.

Nine months later a new baby explodes into their lives, creating utter chaos. Being a stay-at-home dad isn’t as simple as it seems; in fact it’s a disaster. Then help arrives in the most unlikely form: the wife of Katy’s ex-lover. Should Ben tell Katy about his secret rescuer. or is it his turn to keep a secret?

©2015 Tracy Bloom (P)2015 W.F. Howes Ltd

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"This hilarious book will sweep you up in its sheer brilliance." ( Marie Claire on No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday)
"A deft and witty comedy of manners." (Sunday Mirror on No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday)

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was enjoying story until the word midget was mentioned as find that word offensive

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I love these books! 4🌟🌟🌟🌟

These series of books are so funny, I absolutely love them.

Tracy Bloom has done such a fantastic job writing brilliant material and I really want the 'No-one Ever Has Sex On Christmas Day ' book to be available on AUDIBLE please?

I think this book is really relatable and I listened to 4 of the books in the series one after another within a week. I laughed out loud especially at 'Braindead' his characters dialogue was so hilarious!

I am so happy that they have kept the same narrator for all the books in this series 'Julia Barrie' ~ she is a great narrator👍

Please write more books in this series Tracy. I will read your other books now.

Yes, this book is worth a credit, I recommend this book

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Good chick book

loved this book. narration was good and loved the character brain dead recommended x

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An amusing & easy read

An enjoyable story. No thinking needed but did make me laugh.

Loved the supporting characters - Braindead & Daniel

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Brilliant sequel.

Loved it just as much as the 1st. Great characters and wonderful humor. Perfect narration.

So when's the movie coming out?

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Brilliant

Having listened to both books in the series I thought it was brilliant and I definitely wanted more when it was over!

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Bit of fun

I loved the first book and this one is nearly as good. X worth a read.

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