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Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

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Summary

Join these two comedy greats and lifelong friends on their journey from recuperation to riverbank in this hilarious and heart-warming audiobook that gives you a front-row seat at an exclusive Bob and Paul production.

Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse have been friends for 30 years, but when life intervened, what was once a joyous and spontaneous friendship dwindled to the odd phone call or occasional catch up. Then, Glory Be! They were both diagnosed with heart disease and realised that time is short. They'd better spend it fishing.... 

So they dusted off their kits, chucked on their waders and ventured into the achingly beautiful British countryside to fish, rediscover the joys of their friendship and ruminate on some of life's most profound questions, such as: How did we get so old? Where are all the fish? What are your favourite pocket meats? What should we do if we find a corpse?

Following the success of the BBC's Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing series, this wonderful audiobook by two lifelong friends is a love letter to the joys of angling, the thrill of the catch and the virtue of having a right daft laff with your mates. On the fish, the equipment, the food, and the locations, Gone Fishing is the perfect audiobook for fans of Bob Mortimer, Paul Whitehouse and for anyone who wants to listen to a brilliantly written and endlessly funny joint memoir on life, friendship and joys of fishing.

Audio edition includes an exclusive fishing trip with Bob and Paul.

©2019 Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse (P)2019 Bonnier Books UK

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Critic reviews

"One of the best audiobooks of 2019." (The Guardian)

"Mortimer and Whitehouse natter away in the most enjoyable, natural way, with plenty of off-page asides and affectionate nitpicking." (Sian Cain, The Guardian

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A book about friendship amazing!!!

I am not a fan of fishing or football but this book had my full attention from the first few words. It is amazing to witness a true friendship and joint love of mutual hobbies.
Thank you bob and paul.

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  • H
  • 03-06-19

Gorgeous

Witty, charming and very funny.
As good as the television programme. Delighted it’ll be back

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I haven't even finished it...

...but I could honestly happily listen to Bob Mortimer describe the inside of a crisp packet for hours.

There are some really rare earnest moments in this book (so far!), which is very rare from comediens in general, but Mortimer particularly. I don't even think the TV show managed to squeeze the genuine Bob out entirely, maybe due to the format and that need to perform a comedy role in front of cameras (though I loved it, and everything they've done, they're brilliant). His fame has come from playing a part in a significantly surreal world exclusive to him and Jim, and even his truths are so bizarre at times it's hard to tell if anything he says is entirely honest! But this has some genuine moments when he breaks with that. There's a chapter where Paul is missing and Bob is talking about not wanting to ruin Paul's fishing day by being there and being inadequate as a fisherman and it is entirely honest, and from the heart. If possible it makes him seem even more affable.

I am not surprised viewers asked them if they could join them fishing after the show ended. I'm not glad they had their illnesses, obviously! But I'm glad Whitehouse finally had an excuse to drag Bob out fishing and back into the world in such a way.

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  • Mell
  • North East
  • 24-06-19

If you buy one book, buy this! It's perfect x

I'm bereft..I've come to the end of what has been a truly emotional journey. This programme, this book & these humans have ignited in me the passion I always knew my late father had for fishing. He died when I was 20 & I never got the pleasure of spending time learning from him on the river. I have all his old nets & reels & 30 years later I've bought my very first fishing licence & I'm ready to go out & start my fishing journey. I hope my old dad is chuckling at my enthusiasm which Paul & Bob have developed & nurtured throughout every chapter. I can honestly say listening to them has brought me closer to what it is my dad loved about heading out to fish, the anticipation, the peaceful riverbank, the thrill of the chase. I actually cried at the end of the last chapter it's been such a journey. I wish I had a fishing buddy to start my journey with but I'm prepared to do this on my own. I live in a gorgeous part of the North East and once I get my head around the local places I'm allowed to fish on I'm off. I cannot thank Paul & Bob enough for all their words of wisdom & wit. I'd buy them a pint or two if they're ever in my neck of the woods for sure. So looking forward to series 2. Stay well you two, may you be fishing together for many more years! Mell

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Great this !

Honest , funny , poignant , and it’s two blokes having a laugh and going fishing . And if you’re fans of these two, you’ll love it and don’t have to love fishing to even appreciate it . Am glad I got the audiobook version, with an extra trip out !! I really love it so thank you

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  • Mark
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  • 08-06-19

Funny and Poignant

The TV show was a great success and I loved it so I was immediately drawn to the audiobook. You might imagine that it wouldn't be the same without the visuals but for me it worked just as well on an even more personal and intimate level.
The book, like the series, is really about friendship, health and getting old while still staying active through fishing. It's about best mates going out for the day, hoping to catch some fish, having some witty banter and then, at the end of the day, having a few drinks, some good food and a nice chat with your mate as you philosophise about the day and the meaning of life as the sun sets both literally and figuratively. As an invited eavesdropper on this lovely relationship I loved every second of it. Dare I say, two national treasures at the gentle peak of their powers. Delightful in every sense.

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SMASHIN MATE!

Format - Audiobook.
I loved this so much I have finished and gone straight back to the start , I am a fisherman along the lines of Paul with a lifelong childhood memory of fishing with dad , Its 5 stars all round.

The seriousness of near death experiences of Bob and Paul was a learning curve which has opend my eyes and mind to appreciate life more . A sincere funny honest look at life and fishing . Looking forward the the 2nd TV series.

Paul Hutch

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  • Stoke
  • 17-08-19

Brilliant fun

Just pure and simple brilliance, some of the actual fishing fact chapters were a slog, but I could listed to Bob and Paul talk daftnes about anything and enjoy it. Don't be put off if you've watched the shows, this is so much more.

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A lovely book about friendship and a passion for fishing

This book is a wonderful companion to the television series.
Read beautiful with fun, love and passion for a great sport and a unsentimental appreciation of friendship.
First Class on all counts

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superb stuff

I'm not into fishing at all but this audio book accompanies the series superbly and kept me chuckling from start to finis alongside the heartfelt stories and fishing interludes!
Absolutely the best audio book ever!

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  • DAVID COX
  • 10-07-19

Superb

I really enjoyed listening to this easy going, honest and at the same time, very funny audible book. I would say this book isn’t just about fishing - it is for anyone who enjoys being outside and enjoying the UK countryside; enjoys the easy going humour of Bob and Paul; may have had a serious health or heart condition and is happy to listen to their tales of fishing in a relaxed environment; and perhaps might want to give fishing a go. Their friendship really comes across well and their narration is excellent. Paul is teaching Bob the art of different types and fishing and Bob teaches Paul some healthy cooking!
I have had always thought of myself as a really bad fly fisherman but according to Bob I am a good fisherman because it is down to how much you enjoy it rather than how many fish you catch!
I would really recommend.