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Maid to Order (A Catgirl Harem Adventure)

Build-A-Catgirl, Book 1
Narrated by: Melissa Moran
Series: Build-A-Catgirl, Book 1
Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
4.1 out of 5 stars (7 ratings)

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Summary

When Clark bought a discount catgirl at a pawnshop he knew they were supposed to do your dishes, clean your house, and cook your meals. He even knew they were supposed to fulfill your every desire. 

What he didn’t know was that once you have one, your life gets turned upside down especially because you can’t have just one. 

Please Note: This is a catgirl harem book where you can create your own catgirl to suit your every last whim while taking down an evil corporation.

©2020 Simon Archer (P)2020 Simon Archer

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Stupid

Stupid an doesn't make sense. Poorly written. A poor traveling engineer turns Cage fighter but with wips. He learn the wip in s days an is a champion after a fight that also gives him powerful high society friend to help all cyber cat girls. Meanwhile fixing tractors, fire places and recoding the cat girls (like all poor fighting engineers can). There are few harem elements,which is a waste of title and money! It's just crap!

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  • Ray
  • 22-09-20

BAD, not good at all. Some small spoilers ahead.

I don’t know where to begin... this book was not enjoyable at all! the MC is hard to like and all over the place. The other people are thin plot points that for some reason adore the MC for no reason and do things that make no sense at all, the bad guys are morons... so the MC meets a nice old man at the beginning of the book who after knowing the MC for a few hours decides to talk the MC into fighting in a (maybe?) underground fight club where the fighters fight over a big pit of dirty needles and to win you have to knock the other fighter into the pit... yeah A huge pit full of dirty bloody needles... so this old man gets him to fight and he wins, the old man gets a finders fee for his fighter winning but then the old man goes on to say that he didn’t know about the fee and he didn’t do it for money... but then it never explains why this nice old man who has never fought and doesn’t know about the fee somehow knew how to get him into the fight? And these fights are supposed to be so secret that only two people in this small town that can’t have more the one or two restaurants know about it... but the arena can hold almost a thousand people and it fills up each week for these fights and a big party after... this book is so full of people and events that are so unexplained that it made my eye start to twitch... I like dumb smutty harem books and don’t expect a lot from them, but this book? OMG none of the characters are likable or have consistent personalities... the sex scenes aren’t even that good.. and the fights are blah... it’s a mess and not in a good way. On the plus side the narrator is awesome, she does a great job with a bad book.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 20-09-20

Too much cringe

I honestly couldn’t fully listen to the chapters I skipped all the cringe. At a point I’ve started skipping chapters. It’s really hard to listen to and the writing is really bad.

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  • Steven McMasters
  • 21-09-20

Good start to what could be a great series

Don't let the naysayer fool you. The girls are a bit robotic at first but warm to endearing characters. The performance of the narrator is not bad. I'm very much looking forward to more from this series.

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  • chuckagain
  • 13-10-20

not bad but not good

fun but impossibly childish just to unrealistic of a mc and the fights weren't all that good narrator was great though

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  • ShyDaddy
  • 08-10-20

it's silly, it's fun, it's worth a shot.

There's no groundbreaking stuff here. It's just a fun story about a MC that has a string of luck and ends up with everything a hot blooded cat girl loving man would want. I'm looking forward to the rest of the series to be released on audible.

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  • Atom
  • 05-10-20

not terrible

there were a few truly cringy parts, and the plot was a bit mediocre but other than that it was an entertaining read. the narrator did an excellent job full marks there.

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  • JesseU
  • 02-10-20

Ready for next two books to be made into audiobook

I liked this book enough that I will wait in anticipation for the next two books to be made into audio books. I also enjoy his other books and story lines. I recommend checking out all his books here or using Kindle Unlimited if you like reading as well.

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  • mike baker
  • 16-10-20

So this is what happens when an incel writes.

I was only about to get 30 minutes in. The main character is a male Mary Sue who talks like a 13 year old child. The writing is sophomoric the androids would have done away with the human workforce if they where half as good as the one presented. Skip this one if you can, bad all around. My complaints to the voice actor for reading this garbage.

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  • S Rhoades
  • 26-09-20

high hopes dashed to bits

in the interest of an entertaining story I can let a lot of logical discrepancies slide. unfortunately this was a mediocre story and way way to many unanswerable issues.