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Lust, Lies and Lemon Cakes Too

Narrated by: Steve White
Length: 3 hrs and 5 mins
Categories: Comedy, Other
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Summary

Eric Baxter doesn't ask for much. All he wants is to get his leg-over occasionally with his wife, Helen, and to lose enough weight to be able to see his genitals again without having to lean completely forward. So when Carol (the randy work colleague and fellow food lover who almost seduced him the night before) turns up at his home and introduces herself to his wife, he begins to wonder whether life is playing a cruel practical joke on him. As Carol seems determined to make his life a misery for turning her down, and he's about to discover something's going horribly wrong in the trouser department too, he could very well be right.

If that weren't enough to have him reaching for the comfort food, he also has to contend with an oversexed son who's using the soapy bathroom sponge for something other than cleaning purposes. Plus a daughter who having just discovered boys has started dating a six-foot ginger gorilla with huge bushy sideburns. Not forgetting his neighbor's cat, a vengeful pigeon, a gang of feral children, and a vigilante sausage dog.

©2016 Steven Morris (P)2017 Steven Morris
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lemon cake is even better than chocolate cake

Where does Lust, Lies and Lemon Cakes Too rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

highly

Who was your favorite character and why?

eric by far - he's hilarious

Have you listened to any of Steve White’s other performances? How does this one compare?

listened to chocolate cake, the same - as funny

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

none, it all made me laugh

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Cakes, cakes and more cakes

What made the experience of listening to Lust, Lies and Lemon Cakes Too the most enjoyable?

This follow up book is not as good as the first book. Nonetheless I enjoyed the long running cat saga with the neighbour, the kids and their new relationships and stalker Carol!
It is a light, easy and enjoyable listen.

Would you be willing to try another book from Steven Morris? Why or why not?

I bought the chocolate cake book, which was way better than this follow up. I was a but disappointed as it wasn't as funny as the first book.

What about Steve White’s performance did you like?

He brings the characters to life.

Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

Made me smile on many occasions. No big LOLs though.

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  • D M Reynolds
  • 28-06-20

Fun and funny

This is a humorous look into the life and thoughts of a middle aged man. It deals with family and work challenges and it’s really like a diary entry.

I enjoyed it, and would recommend it. I think though that it is funnier for men, especially if they’ve been married.

The narrator was great. Good pace. Interesting tone. He really helped the humor come through with the right timing.

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  • Thrones for ever
  • 24-06-20

Hilarious

My husband and listened to this book and we both enjoyed it immensely as always one of my favorite narrators made each character stand out if you need a good laugh this is the listen for you

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  • Carolyn
  • 17-02-20

Lust, Lies and Lemon Cakes Too

I received this audio book at my request and I am voluntarily leaving an honest review.

This is the second book in the series. Be sure you listen to Sex, Lies and Chocolate Cakes first. I enjoyed the second book very much, For me it wasn't as funny as the first but it was still just as good and it does not end in a cliffhanger. I hope we get more books about Eric and his family in the future. The narrator was perfect to me. And this book does not have the sound of turning pages like the first one.

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  • Blackeagle
  • 31-10-19

The problems with little Eric

I must admit that parts of this book made me laugh so hard that I started to cough. This book starts off where book one ended. I loved the narration of Steve White he is so funny. I received this audio book at my request and I am voluntarily leaving my honest review.