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Lost Pirates

Narrated by: Brandon Utah
Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
4 out of 5 stars (9 ratings)
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Summary

Frank was never the save-the-world type. He joined his college's Jedi dueling club to impress a chick he was into, and only stayed because he was too embarrassed to quit. He’s the type to have a crush, but the closest he’s gotten to action lately is when he stumbles upon his roommate having a hot threesome.

Damn, he'd love to feel what it's like to be that guy.

Be careful what you wish for…Life takes an unexpected turn when Frank discovers his grandpa's secret and travels back in time. Finding himself in a land of pirates that doesn’t quite line up with what he learned in history class, Frank soon learns he has a special ability to craft weapons based on locations someone has laid out for him and related to the time-travel device. All while bonding with a team of hot-as-sin pirate ladies.

Someone else has been traveling in time and messing it up, and now Frank’s the only one who can go up against the new Pirate King and put everything as it was.

Of course, while finally getting that threesome he was so envious of…and then some.

Warning: Harem fans, Gamelit lovers, and anyone else who wants a crazy story with highly adult situations and fun galore should continue. The rest of you, run away as fast as you can before the vileness of this content spreads and sucks you into a story you can’t escape.

©2018 Double Down Press (P)2018 Podium Publishing

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  • Austen
  • 22-01-19

A steam punk pirate wet dream.

Really good and worth a listen. Just be warned it has a lot of sex scenes!

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  • Spencer
  • 10-02-19

I wanted to like it, but...

The plot feels like it could have so much potential, but I feel it just didn’t hit the mark. Most of the moments ended up exactly how I would have expected, so there wasn’t much to pull me along with the story.

I was hoping to get insight on why the girl want him, but all that was told was he’s “interesting”. In what way, really? There’s no character development with the protagonist and the girls still fall for him.

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  • Courtney Long
  • 26-12-18

What more please

I’m so looking forward to listening to more of this series. I got to have it.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 05-03-19

Save your money

lack luster plot, zero character development, many many many plot holes and forces. Even the "Graphic Sex" scenes are lacking in imagination. Main character is supposedly a college student, but acts more High school level.

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  • Nathan macintyre
  • 03-02-19

amazing. my favorite

the narrator was amazing the characters felt as if they were alive with me it was fantastic.
the best audio book I've ever heard.

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  • Jared Brockway
  • 15-01-19

Good listen

Not a bad book by any means, the audio quality isn’t that great but I stopped noticing about 10 minutes in.

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  • Andreas
  • 07-01-19

would have been better without a harem

as the title says the story itself is really good but the harem simply drags it down to much, yes i know the harem aspect is supposed to be in the book but it would have been 100% better without it, the girls themself act to whorish to be honest so, basicly they see our mc as different and all jump to get his D, it kinda gives of a feeling that they will jump to some other guy at times, every time the mc sees a bit of skin he blushes like someone that has never even seen porn despite saying otherwise. all in all for me the only good thing from this book was the core story hope you will enjoy it.

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  • Patrick
  • 28-12-18

Amazing! absolutely amazing

It really feels like your right there with them swords swinging.
Masterfully written, clices and all.
I have been sick in bed all Christmas and this book saved it for me. thank you Jamie

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 29-12-18

The summary is a lie

Don’t pickup this book if you’re looking for a pirate litrpg! The fact the summary try’s to say that is hilarious. No this is a mediocre time hoping story with the focus being on the sex and time traveling. The summary is a terrible lie. I’m never buying from this author again.

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  • Radamise Arroyo
  • 29-12-18

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I gotta say this is a brilliant start tweet epic series and I can't wait to hear more about it

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