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Learn Pole Dancing
- Single Wide Female: The Bucket List, Book 1
- Narrated by: Gwendolyn Druyor
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
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Pole dancing - that's it. I can do that. I used to be a gymnast as a kid. Well, I used to run around in the garden with a long ribbon, pretending I was a gymnast during the Olympics...that's just the same, right? Well, I just need to tone up a little and lose that last, ahem, 30 pounds. I know, I know. But hey, I've lost 70 pounds already, so give me a break!
I'll tell you what though - it's not been easy. There's temptation everywhere, and the slimmer I get, the temptation is morphing from cupcakes into men. Or maybe cupcake-covered men? Mmmm. Oops, sorry about that. Anyways, I need to lose another 30 pounds, and I just know that pole dancing is the answer. Then, watch out world. Or, more in particular, watch out if you're a single guy. I have cupcakes, and I know how to use them.