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If This Then That

Stories of Unintended Consequences

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If This Then That

By: Gareth Cadwallader, Harri Evans, SA Finlay, Geoffrey Frosh, Robert Golden, Olly Goodall, EJ Jennings, Maisie Kitton, Bardy Thomas, K Coombs
Narrated by: Barney Goodall, Leo Goodall
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About this listen

Millennial snowflakes clash with baby boomers in this collection of stories.

Nineteen tales of human connection and disconnection that collide and subvert the half-crazed romantic contemporary, the not-so-distant rosy past, our dodgy-looking, promised cyberpunk utopia, and our post-apocalyptic dystopian future. Provocative, wistful, melancholic, nightmarish, darkly funny, and satirical, these episodes must surely play out logically. Or not.

How far will these characters go for love, understanding, or survival? To Sainsbury’s, the Caribbean, Tibet, up a ladder, under Biotech’s robotic knives, or even to the brink of sanity?

A pack of reluctant, hopeful, lone wolves - one builds a cabin, one a bike, and another joins a teen gang. The refugee, the bereaved, the gaslighted child, and the helpful neighbor all wander. The quixotic therapy addict just fibs like hell. And the porn voyeurs? The "always-on" algorithm. Search engine media junkies? Well, they do what they do right now.

Welcome to the curious world of If This Then That.

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