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I'd Like to Play Alone, Please

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 From a massively successful stand-up comedian and co-host of chart-topping podcasts “2 Bears 1 Cave” and “Your Mom’s House,” hilarious real-life stories of parenting, celebrity encounters, youthful mistakes, misanthropy, and so much more.

Tom Segura is known for his twisted takes and irreverent comedic voice. But after a few years of crazy tours and churning out podcasts weekly, all while parenting two young children, he desperately needs a second to himself. It’s not that he hates his friends and family — he’s not a monster — he’s just beat, which is why his son’s (ruthless) first full sentence, “I’d like to play alone, please,” has since become his mantra.

In this collection of stories, Tom combines his signature curmudgeonly humor with a revealing look at some of the ridiculous situations that shaped him and the ludicrous characters who always seem to seek him out. The stories feature hilarious anecdotes about Tom's time on the road, including some surreal encounters with celebrities at airports; his unfiltered South American family; the trials and tribulations of parenting young children with bizarrely morbid interests; and, perhaps most memorably, experiences with his dad who, like any good Baby Boomer father, loves to talk about his bowel movements and share graphic Vietnam stories at inappropriate moments. All of this is enough to make anyone want some peace and quiet.

I’D LIKE TO PLAY ALONE, PLEASE will have readers laughing out loud and nodding in agreement with Segura's message: in a world where everyone is increasingly insane, sometimes you just need to be alone. Entertainment & Celebrities Celebrity Funny Witty Inspiring Thought-Provoking
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Honestly I can say, this is one of the best and funniest books I've heard. I listened to it in a day, thank you Tom.

Hilarious.

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Great book, great stories, great reading, great PDF. Overall it’s pretty great.
Thank you jeans

Great listen, thanks Jeans

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Brilliant book and Tom make you laugh so god damn hard. It’s all love. Buy this you won’t regret it.

Tommy Buns Legend

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Loved it. Great to hear some of his stories from stand ups expanded on. He's a great story teller.

Superb, funny and well read

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Fantastic listen. Had me rolling with laughter. Tom at his funniest in my opinion. Will definitely be listening to it again.

Hilarious

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