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How to Vex a Vampire

VRC: Vampire Related Crimes, Book 1

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How to Vex a Vampire

By: Alice Winters
Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
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Finn

Getting into the vampire-only detective unit was the easy part. What’s going to be more difficult is dealing with my new partner - an ancient vampire who keeps threatening to eat me. The unit has never had a human in it. Marcus - or, as I like to call him: Fangy McFangface - would really prefer to keep it that way.

He’s grumpy, short-tempered, and broody, but I have a way with words, and I know he’s starting to like me, even if he swears he’s not. But what he doesn’t know is that I didn’t join the unit because I was tired of being a homicide detective. I joined because there is someone after me.

They’ve already taken enough from me, and I’m afraid they’re going to take all of me if I don’t find someone to help. That’s all Marcus was supposed to be, but now, he’s so much more, and I can’t imagine my life without him.

Marcus

The moment the pesky human walked through that door, I knew I had to get rid of him. He’s charming, and almost everyone else instantly loves him, but he doesn’t understand how risky it is being part of this unit as a human.

But as I get to know the stubborn man, I learn that, perhaps, he’s not as naive as I once thought. And, maybe, he’s what I needed to realize there is more to life than just work and my dog.

A group arises that is threatening to disrupt the alliance between the humans and the vampires, but Finn is the one who shows me how strong that alliance can be and reminds me why it’s worth protecting.

When threats hit closer to home, I realize I would do anything for Finn because he’s brought so much joy to my life...and because he’s mine.

Note: This book features a creative use for undergarments, unintentional splits, a wolfhound who just wants to be a part of things, a vertically challenged human who still manages to wrap every vampire he meets around his little finger, the best date ever, possessiveness, really awkward dancing, some workplace revenge, and just a bite or two. Or three.

©2020 Alice Winters (P)2020 Alice Winters
Paranormal Paranormal Romance Romance Fantasy Funny Witty Fiction Detective

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What can I say!!! Listening to this funny, exciting and adorable story about a human and a vampire is amazing.

The world created in the book is tangible and immersive and the characters are equally well grounded. There is the right amount of banter, moodiness, romance and sex to keep you listening/page turning to the end.

Narration by Michael Ferraiuolo narration is just perfect and I can't wait for the next instalment.

Seriously Entertaining

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Wasn’t sure what to expect as there have been mixed reviews about this title, but I have been pleasantly surprised! I Absolutely Loved It! Just the right amount of snark, sass, moodiness, sexy times and just outrageous laughter. Had my neighbours certainly wondering what was going on 😆😆😊 This is certainly the type of book I love to hear, and Mr MF does an outstanding performance 🎭 I so hope the rest of the books will be released in audiobook format as I can’t wait for the next instalment!! Definitely worth 5🌟’s 😁😁😊

Absolutely Loved It!

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I’ve read several of Alice’s books by now and her stories are so good! Great banter and humor!
This story did need some time getting into, because there’s so much backstory for Finn that we learn throughout the story that it sometimes is a bit confusing. But the more we get to know, the more exciting it gets.

Not a great fan of this narrator though, he sounded flat at times and I had difficulty discerning the characters sometimes, and especially the spicy scenes sounded flat and uninspired to me.

Very intriguing story

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Great story, with fantastic characters. I really enjoyed the banter between Finn and Marcus (and Carson). Aside from the detective procedural angle of the plot, which was engaging, there's a ton of humour. This book is loads of fun and very ably narrated by Michael Ferraiuolo.

Be warned, though...bit of a cliffhanger. Looking forward to the next in the series.

Very Enjoyable Listen

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I.love How to Vex a Vampire and I've read it more than once. The audio version is every bit as fabulous. Michael Ferraiuolo's narration is amazing.

Amazing

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