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Summary

A book brimming with over 500 samples of how to talk dirty. A manual on the right way to set your lover on fire with lust and desire.

Has the following ever happened to you?

“Goddamit! We are losing him. Give me those paddles! Jolt his pinky pecker back to life!... Damn it! Too late, it flatlined. Thank God we have Netflix, otherwise this night would be a total bust.”

If you only had a manual on how to talk dirty with over 500 examples.

“Telltale signs that indicate you are a bad lay. I’ll help you unleash that sexual goddess and closet naughty girl so your man doesn’t fly the coop and get in bed with that frisky MILF down the street.”

No doubt, you’ve stumbled on these sparkling sales pitch of frank feminism, setting your sex back a hundred years, and thought to yourself, It’s not just my fault, I’m sexy.... Jack's idea of dirty talk is slapping my breast and grunting.

Dirty talk is an art form. One that anybody with the right guide can master.

Yes, you’ve stumbled on the crux of the problem: Everyone needs a helping hand in debauched, dirty, debasing double-entendre discussions. Both sexes have a cyclopean view of what dirty talk is really about. It’s not just about having non-sequiturs and risqué wordplays spouting from your mouth like a phone-sex operator on speed. Nope, it’s more nuanced than that. It’s about understanding what makes you tick. It’s about understanding what gets your partner riled up. It’s about understanding the subtleties of body language. It’s about understanding that sometimes a good joke, midcoitus, is more appealing than a dumb thought from your lover’s spank files.

...And yes, it’s also about understanding that there are over a thousand ways to say penis; trust me, I looked it up.

What will you learn from this book?

  • How to kick awkwardness and that clumsy nun or padre straight between the teeth. “Look ma, I can talk like a porn star and not get red. Aren’t you proud?”
  • Over 500 ways to say "take your pants off and do me." Over 500 ways to talk dirty to him.
  • How to talk dirty...for him and for her. This isn’t just a book on how to rile him up, it’s also a book for the guys on how to get her hotter than a British tea kettle on the surface of the sun.
  • A sexual vocabulary that will have your partner going gonzo, scaling the walls, and selling his soul to Satan just to crack your pants open and get something, ANYTHING, wet.
  • Red flags and what no-no to steer clear off while doing the deed.
  • Fetishes, fantasies, paraphilias, and all manner of depraved behavior to get your rocks off.
©2018 Tracy Queen (P)2018 Tracy Queen

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gift it to your woman

As a dude, wasn't really worth it. got a boner every now and then but that's about it. on the other hand if more women were to read it ... !

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What a waste

Of time and money. Really not worth the bother. I returned it. Even the way it is read is boring and dull.

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awesome guide

The writer makes the entire point extremely simple to understand. I am appreciative of the writer for such a decent creation Options.

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Very basic ideas

Good if you have no idea or have very little knowledge of dirty vocabulary. Not particularly helpful in my own case. Maybe better for men

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  • 07-12-18

It is great and to the point

These instructional are helpful in more ways than one. It guides you from start to finish with real examples and how-to ideas. listening to this gave me a sense of empowerment that I can't wait to dig deeper into.

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  • Ellison
  • 29-11-18

inspirational

This would be a great book for someone that is on the shy side, has never had phone sex, or talked dirty. It's a good, solid collection of sexy phrases and succinct explanations for why they work.

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  • Gail Thomsen
  • 30-04-20

Wierd...

I did not like it. she was all over the place. I thought it was wierd. Didnt get too much, I can use...

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  • Sikar
  • 06-03-20

nice

I enjoyed the writer's methodology. Everything in this book unquestionably makes sense. I discovered this book in all respects help.

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  • Suresh
  • 06-03-20

helpful

Thank you. I'm hooked. I never enjoyed history class. This glimpse of our past is vibrant and thoughtful. I am glad I chose this book. Beautifully written.

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  • Hardick
  • 06-03-20

effective book

I found the course simple but effective. I would like to recommend this book to all my friends.

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  • Brendon
  • 06-03-20

listen to it

Of course, I figured this was going to be great, I just didn't know how great. The author really put together a practical, informative guide for us to delve deeper or not. Great information and guidance without forcing an opinion.

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  • Manish
  • 06-03-20

best

I gave 5 stars because it is well arranged, the topics are clear enough and the references are good, I would recommend it for everyone.

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  • Krunal
  • 06-03-20

fantastic guide

Fascinating subject, very interesting. I have learned a lot during the course so far. Easy to follow, good examples given which help with the understanding. I have enjoyed the course and would recommend it to everyone

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  • Faf
  • 06-03-20

good

The author is able to explain in a easy and friendly way concepts that could potentially be, hard to understand.