How to Slay at Christmas

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How to Slay at Christmas

By: Sarah Bonner

Narrated by: Julie Maisey, Helen Keeley

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The BRAND NEW deliciously dark, festive comic thriller from bestseller Sarah Bonner, perfect for fans of Bella Mackie, Katy Brent and Amy Tintera!

She’s making a list, she’s checking it twice…

Jessica Williams loves Christmas: the food, the drink, the fairy lights, the opportunities to take out all the miserable people who ruin the festive season for others. And what better cover for her murderous intentions than taking a job as Mrs Claus at the Ellsbury Christmas Market grotto? After all, who would possibly think Mrs Claus could stab a man through the eye with a Phillips-head screwdriver?

Fearne Dixon hates Christmas. As the long-suffering wife of the Ellsbury Christmas Market’s manager, she’s sick to the back teeth of it and it’s still only November. But then the bodies start piling up, an old rival arrives back in her life, and Fearne reaches breaking point.

When the lives of the two women collide, who will end up on the Naughty List?

A brilliantly subversive, darkly funny crime thriller that fans of How to Kill Men and Get Away with It and Listen for the Lie will devour

Crime Thrillers

Dark Humour

Literature & Fiction

Modern Detectives

Mystery

Thriller & Suspense

Winter

Christmas

Funny

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A great story full of twists, turns, humour, murder and revenge...loved it from beginning to end.

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This is the 3rd book I’ve listened to by Sarah Bonner and this one was just as good as the other ‘slay’ ones. I liked that all the books have some kind of link to Serendipity from the 1st book.

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