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How to Fool Your Parents
- Louis the Laugh, Book 5
- Narrated by: Joe Coen
- Series: Louis the Laugh, Book 5
- Length: 3 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Children's Audiobooks, Literature & Fiction
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"Pete Johnson is a hilarious writer." (Mail on Sunday)