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How to Eat a Human Being

By: Dan Dillard
Narrated by: S.W. Salzman
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Recipe? Two parts evil, one part dark, fill the rest with fear. Add a dash of sarcasm and serve it with a beer! A collection of horror stories from the author of Demon and Other Inconveniences. Not a cook book.

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I really enjoyed listening to these. Creepy, weird stories. Perfect for escape time.
Narrator was very good too.
Got the flavour (hehe) just right for this non cookbook!
New author to me & I’ll be back.

Great mix up

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I hope this doesn't insult the author, but with this book, I think we might have a new Derry, and there's something deeply wrong in Derry.

honestly, I thought at first I'd be disappointed that this audible title was only 4 hours long...I was so wrong.

So good, can't wait for the next book!

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