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How to Be an Ex-Footballer

By: Peter Crouch
Narrated by: Simon Darwen, Peter Crouch
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Often recruited before they've worn long trousers, today's footballers become superstars who earn huge amounts without ever learning much about the world beyond the training ground. Coddled by their support teams, everything is done for them. They live their lives in the glaring media spotlight, yet only really develop one life skill—how to kick a ball better. Then inevitably, when age catches up with them or injury strikes, these man-children are thrown out into the real world, utterly defenceless apart from their multi-million-pound bank accounts.

So what do these Peter Pans, whose careers end just as most people's are getting going, do with the rest of their lives? Crouch speaks from his own experience and discusses with fellow former professionals too—just how do you safely release a near seven-foot striker back into the wild?

Peter goes in search of the answer to what his second career might be and encounters stories far more bizarre than anything you'll find on the pitch. From the pleasure and pain of management to the lessons we can learn from Jamie Carragher and Joe Cole on not going to seed. From those staying in the sport—the diehard veterans, coaches, managers, owners and of course the legion of pundits, to those moving on to pastures new. Peter talks to entrepreneurs, men of the cloth, eco warriors, artists, private detectives and budding actors, as well as those who've lost their way in addiction, crime and NFTs.

When the final whistle blows, it's still all to play for.

©2022 Peter Crouch (P)2022 Penguin Audio
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"The funniest man in British sport." (Metro)

"Peter Crouch is a comedy genius." (Daily Mail)

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I’d recommend this.. not read by Uch himself but lol in bits.. mental health bit is very good and I could feel a lot off it hitting home as I have had issues myself but overall very enjoyable

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Preordered and wouldn’t have if realised that. I await a full apology and free update.
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Why couldn’t you narrate it…

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This is ok, but the fact that Peter Crouch only narrates the beginning completely spoils it for me. I enjoyed his other stuff mainly because he was telling the stories. Very disappointed and also puzzled as to why he didn’t do it himself.

Nothing much

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Overall a good insight to life after footballer for some.
Education needed for young guys earning a fortune at an early age.

Footballers Carers

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After listening to Peter’s other 2 books this wasn’t in the same league. Was really disappointed

Not the best

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