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Bonus content! Bonus content! Bonus content! 

Are men supposed to be fighters? Lovers? Hunter-gatherers? Fashionistas? Business gurus? Culinary experts? You’re wrong if you think one man can’t be a jack and a master of all trades.   

In this special audio edition of How to Be a Man, you’ll hear from the horsie’s mouth how to be a proper god amongst men. You’ll learn how to boss a job interview - remember, the eyes are the windows to the soul, which is why you should avoid eye contact at all costs. You don’t want them looking into your disgustingly dirty soul. I also share some chirpising tekkers, such as my new style, ‘7 down, 1 up,’ where you viciously insult the lady seven times and then give her one compliment. And you’ll learn the importance of practising #SelfLove, like a true millennial man - there are two things I know about real men, they have curves and they cry. But I’m not giving you any more details than that, mate - you’ll have to buy the book.

I actually managed to write only 13,000 words, so I’ve had to bulk the audio version up a bit with extra girthy content. You’re actually getting more for your money, mate! And the production quality is proper tonk, too - just ignore those voicemails. I didn’t mean to include those.  

So sit back, relax, light a candle. Get naked if you want to. Get the baby oil out - I don’t judge - and let my silky, smooth tones caress your eardrums.  

©2018 Chabuddy G (P)2018 HarperCollins Publishers

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Extra Girthy

This is the girthiest audiobook on the web. Big up the Beige prince Chabuddy G!

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Absolute Bvanger mate!

This book is bloody amazing mate. I only read it once and already I feel like an actual proper man mate. There were a few bits that I thought I’d struggle with, like the sqvinting look but I did manage it the end. I mean bloody hell, if this ain’t worth £10 or however much I stole it for then I don’t know vot is mate. 10/10. Will definitely read again when I start feeling feminine and all that. Big up Chabuddy G. Hopevully meet for that coffvee soon.

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Chapatti Ghee is the man.

This is soo funny. Asim you're a legend mate. You nailed the stereotypical pakistani guy we all once knew 😂

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Class act Chabuddy G

Laughing from the start until the finish, “Chabzy” brings out all the qualities we love in PJDN to an audio book. For anyone with a sense of humour!

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Bloody Brilliant Mate

As a fan of the show, this didn’t disappoint and had me laughing throughout. Very funny mate.

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bloody banta mate, ready go be a man great book go

absolute bants loved every minute of it.. chubbudy g my uncle from another uncle x

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Incredibly funny.... Loved every moment of it.

Chabazzy defo knows what it takes to be a man and his advice can help many people who haven't yet found a way of making shit happen like chabzzy. Chabbzy is the biggest legend that came out of Hounslow ha ha ha

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Chabuddy g at his best

Hands down the best character to come out of the UK in decades...was in stitches

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Too funny

This book is too funny and the Chubuddy smashes it on the delivery. Highly recommended

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Poorly read, awful content and not funny, I wouldn’t bother listening to this one. Waste of time.

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Incredible Read

Refreshing read, cheeky and sarcastic, incredible humour, 100% recommend for a quick and funny listen.

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classic Mr chabziee

classic the best eargasm i have had
best comedy book i bought the audio version and have placed an order for the hardcopy to but the audio one i must say is a banger