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How to Be a Man
- Narrated by: Chabuddy G
- Length: 2 hrs
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Summary
BONUS CONTENT! BONUS CONTENT! BONUS CONTENT!
Are men supposed to be fighters? Lovers? Hunter-gatherers? Fashionistas? Business gurus? Culinary experts? You’re wrong if you think one man can’t be a jack AND a master of all trades.
In this special audio edition of How To Be A Man, you’ll hear from the horsie’s mouth how to be a proper god amongst men. You’ll learn how to boss a job interview – remember, the eyes are the windows to the soul which is why you should avoid eye-contact at all costs. You don’t want them looking into your disgustingly dirty soul. I also share some chirpsing tekkers, such as my new style, ‘7 down, 1 up,’ where you viciously insult the lady seven times and then give her one compliment. And you’ll learn the importance of practising #SelfLove, like a true millennial man – there are two things I know about real men, they have curves and they cry. But I’m not giving you any more details than that, mate – you’ll have to buy the book.
I actually only managed to write 13,000 words so I’ve had to bulk the audio version up a bit with extra girthy content. You’re actually getting more for your money, mate! And the production quality is proper tonk, too – just ignore those voicemails. I didn’t mean to include those.
So sit back, relax, light a candle. Get naked if you want to. Get the baby oil out – I don’t judge – and let my silky, smooth tones caress your eardrums.
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- superhans
- 02-11-18
Extra Girthy
This is the girthiest audiobook on the web. Big up the Beige prince Chabuddy G!
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- Kindle Customer
- 27-07-19
I will forever love Chabuddy.
I love Chabuddy! I wish he was my next door neighbour. Loved loved loved the book! Well done Chabzey!
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- Anonymous User
- 06-11-18
Incredibly funny.... Loved every moment of it.
Chabazzy defo knows what it takes to be a man and his advice can help many people who haven't yet found a way of making shit happen like chabzzy. Chabbzy is the biggest legend that came out of Hounslow ha ha ha
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- Adrian
- 05-11-18
Chabuddy g at his best
Hands down the best character to come out of the UK in decades...was in stitches
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- Shayne
- 04-11-18
Too funny
This book is too funny and the Chubuddy smashes it on the delivery. Highly recommended
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- Ben
- 25-05-21
best male self help book I've ever read
much better than any other male self help book I've ever read. full to the brim of practical steps, unlike most self help books which encourage readers to become a self employed life coach.
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- Hudson
- 23-02-21
How to be an ultrapreneur
This audiobook has really helped me become a proper man. As soon as I got home I ordered some peanut dust. I’ve been mixing this with my shower gel and it’s really helping me attract the ladies.
Thanks Chabuddy
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- molly woodward
- 09-12-18
Absolutely brilliant
I was laughing so hard with my BF listening in the car I was worried we might crash. Absolutely hilarious
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- Chris
- 13-12-18
Brilliant!
Absolutely hilarious and links to the tv programme! I just can’t get enough of this guy. Totally would recommend!!
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- Billy Crook
- 06-11-18
bloody banta mate, ready go be a man great book go
absolute bants loved every minute of it.. chubbudy g my uncle from another uncle x
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