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  • An Enemies to Lovers Romantic Comedy (SEALs in Paradise)
  • By: Cat Johnson, Paradise Authors
  • Narrated by: Sean Posvistak
  • Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (14 ratings)
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Hot SEAL, Dirty Martini

By: Cat Johnson, Paradise Authors
Narrated by: Sean Posvistak
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Summary

A Navy SEAL who wants seclusion. A diva who craves the spotlight. The deal they make could give them both what they need...if they don’t kill each other first! Reality TV has never been so hot!

Navy SEAL Clay "Dirtman" Hagan's retirement plans are simple. Buy the dilapidated beachfront cottage he found listed for a song, fix it up, and live out his days in solitude. Everything is set until an anonymous bidder drives up the price of his future paradise.

TV talk show host Tasha Jones is flying high, until one word—canceled—sends her crashing. Now she's looking to resurrect her career with a new home renovation show if they can get around the buyer standing in the way of the perfect property.

When the competition turns out to be the obnoxious a-hole from her embarrassing drunken one-night stand, the battle for the property really heats up as the insults - and the sparks - fly. The producer notices the chemistry between them and decides the viewers will too, and Hot House is born.

If Clay agrees to have the self-centered star and her cameras in his house for the duration of the show, he walks away as the owner in the end. If Tasha can put up with living in the bungalow with the Neanderthal control freak during the construction, she gets a hit show and her career back. Win-win.

It shouldn't be too hard since the director loves when they argue on camera, which is good since they agree on nothing. Well, almost nothing. They do both agree that they pretty much hate each other and neither one wants a repeat of their one night together.... So why does it keep happening?

©2018 Cat Johnson (P)2019 Cat Johnson

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If you want a story with lots of giggles and some hot action this is the book for you. It’s fantastic and one that can easily be listened to again

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Hilarious, Hot, & Amazing! Personally, I love ene

Personally, I love enemies to lovers romance, Hot SEAL, Dirty Martini, definitely delivered. The icing on the cake was the humour and delightful characters. Clay aka Dirtman is ready for retirement at his fixer-upper beachfront cottage. Then comes along, Tasha Jones, a TV host personality, out to redeem her self with a home-reno show. Both are on a collision course, and when they do collide, sparks fly, whether they like it or not. I just loved the witty dialogue and the red-hot chemistry, they were literally on fire. Of the Hot SEAL series, Dirty Martini is unquestionably my favourite and the most memorable, with great laugh-out-loud moments.

The narration by Sean Posvistak is superb, his portrayal of the characters and infections were spot-on. I genuinely enjoyed Dirty Martini, it was hilarious, steamy, and the characters were utterly fabulous. I'm definitely recommending this audiobook.

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LOVE this book

Omgoodness I LOVE this book. I had to pause and laugh many times. The narrator was phenomenal if I could give him more stars I would. He made the humor more funny and everything just better. He is definitely a voice actor. This was a great story line. I enjoyed the characters. I will definitely be listening to this again and I definitely recommend everyone listen to this book! 💜

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Fabulously funny

I loved the humour in this! It was seriously funny and had me laughing in my car while listening to the book! The Narrator is great and adds to the humour by using his voice for dramatic effect that creates mood and just adds to the story!
Clay is an ex-Seal trying to buy a house but is being outbid by a production company who wants it for a reality show, so he agrees to co-host the show with the girl who was almost a one night stand on the day she was told her previous show was cancelled! This leads to all sorts of heated sparks that makes for good television but not for a good living companion. All this so he can have his house!!
A good, funny read/listen that had me in stitches

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funny!

Don't listen when in public!! People will look at you funny when you randomly burst out laughing for no reason. This book was highly entertaining and a ton of fun. I love the author and the narrator. The two combined made for an unforgettable story that I know I will listen to again when I needed something fun.

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Stand alone story

This is the first book I've listened to in the SEALs in Paradise series, though I have listened to some of the Hot SEALs series by Cat Johnson. It can be read/listened to as a stand alone. The notes I jotted down for the review were "steamy" and "entertaining". I liked the characters and will listen to more of the series.

The narration by Sean Posvistak was great. He brought a lot of energy to his performance.

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Good Listen

Clay is a retired Seal who just wants to buy his house and be left alone. Tasha is trying to figure out what to do after her show is cancelled. A new TV show wants to have her host while a house is being remodeled. They want Clay's house and he has to sign on to do the show to get his house. This story shows their relationship growth through hiding from the cameras and mics in the house. Good entertaining story.

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hot, hot, HOT story with fun banter

I really enjoyed Hot SEAL, Dirty Martini.
I love watching those home improvement shows and this home improvement storyline was great.
It is a complete standalone, enemies to lovers, hot, hot, HOT story with fun banter. I loved the audiobook. It had really good narration, a great distraction while doing my housework!!
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dirty n diva

I enjoyed this story of Clay n Tasha. It's a great enemies to lovers story. He is retired from seals. She loses her job. They find each other in the bar drinking. She thinks they had a one night stand.
A new show is being filmed. The house he wants to buy is being driven up in price by the show.
in order to get his house he must agree to film the renovation. when 2 hot heads collide at hot house there is sponteous combustion.

I enjoyed Sean's narration of this story.
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Hot listen

I started this story and finished it in a day. This listen will suck you in till the end . This story has it all , love , mystery and action

Hero is Clay. Heroine is Tasha.

Tasha loves the spotlight from Hollywood. Mean while Clay is the complete opposite. Clay wants to live a quite life in his house by the see. Grab it and see what happens when the two meet and the different attitude, their outlook on life .

The performance of Sean Posvistak was good first time I heard him

Thank you Audio book obsession for a great listen

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