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Summary

Will there be light at the end of the birth canal?

Does the word endometriosis make you want to stick a fork in your eye? No?

Then perhaps this book isn't for you. It's funny, and (sometimes alarmingly) frank. It contains an impressive array of synonyms for vagina and it's certainly NSFW.

It's about having a devil womb and a hot knife lodged in a shoulder. It's about becoming blackly bitter and twisted in infertility, and then slowly finding a way to untwist.

It's part memoir, part dark comedy, wrapped up loosely as a journal full of TMI and quirk.

Let me put it this way: If Helen Fielding and Marian Keyes were to go through IVF, and use Caitlin Moran as a surrogate, this book would be their baby.

The Underachieving Ovary is an honest and satisfying must-hear for anyone battling endometriosis or infertility. Start listening to it today.

©2016 Janita Lawrence (P)2018 Janita Lawrence

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A lovely account of infertility with happy ending

This is a beautiful story of a woman who struggled with infertility for 3 years which turns into a beautiful story of life. beautifully told and breathtakingly heart breaking at times but told so well x loved it

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The Underachieving ovary

This book is, a journey. It is real, and raw, and remarkable, with laugh out loud moments. Then there are those moments when you have to swallow the lump in your throat and go play with your kids, just because you can.

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  • On the Edge of Glory
  • 29-03-18

Laugh at yourself, and the world laughs with you

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

I would recommend this to all of my female friends, every female out there, and any guy who has ever run to the store and bought tampons for a woman in their life.

What about Jennifer Swanepoel’s performance did you like?

She provided “permission” to laugh at a somewhat touchy, intimate subject. I think Ms Lawrence was blessed to have this narrator bring her personal story to light.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

Several parts of the story evoked emotions. Frustrations, laughter, shock, joy. This talented author was able to share her hard journey with sarcasm and determination towards a dream. It’s so eloquently told and shared that had the book description not indicated it was partially a memoir, I would not have guessed.

Any additional comments?

I have highly recommended books in the past, but only once before had I felt like buying the book and gifting it to everyone I knew.
In this case, I would gift it to everyone I didn’t know, just because it’s that damn good. Guys have their guys’ humor. This is sweet yet raw girls’ humor, but not in a raunchy way. Guys have always talked about their body parts and body fluids. But, boy, does this trump it all with real facts and jokes!
This is a MUST HAVE and MUST LISTEN TO AGAIN audiobook.

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This is just THE best book

I started listening to this book last night and I have finished it at 11:19 this morning. I have loved every word in this book.

I will, no doubt, listen to this again. It has taken me out of my doldrums at least for a little while. It made me remember how happy I was when I gave birth to each of my children.

I didn’t have infertility pr, in fact quite the opposite . We decided to have number 3 on a Saturday night. Sunday morning changed my mind. Too late but I have my James - great name by the way, and he has grown up to be every mothers dream.

Loved loved loved this book. Need to listen to more of this writers books NOW!

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Simply Lovely

This is completely and totally not my genre; and I absolutely LOVED it!! Many, many years have passed since I gave conception and pregnancy a single thought. Ms Lawrence's account took me back some 30 years to my own conceiving days. (Sorry Ms L, I'm a fertile Myrtle!). How brave this account is, searingly honest with every raw emotion out in the open for everyone to see. Yet, at no time did I think of Ms Lawrence as a victim, actually, she came across as a mighty warrior. There must have been many opportunities for sitting around wallowing in self pity, but if she indulged herself, as a listener, I never felt it. I felt swept up in her war, in every single battle she was forced to fight, and I was cheering her on from the sidelines. This is an awe-inspiring, emotional roller coaster of a story and I feel genuinely privileged to have listened to it. What a support this will be for other people in this position. But, whether conceiving, pregnancy, fertility, (or its lack thereof), are relevant in your life now, this is still a real 'must listen' book. Who can fail to love a tale with such an ending? Especially when the tale is told with such candour, wit and dry humour. What a gift this will be for James many years down the line. Treat yourself to a copy of this heart warming and inspirational book. You can thank me later.








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  • cosmitron
  • 14-03-18

The Gynecology Chronicles

Would you consider the audio edition of The Underachieving Ovary to be better than the print version?

Have only heard the Audio edition.

What was one of the most memorable moments of The Underachieving Ovary?

The feeling of Anticipation on the Authors honeymoon.

What does Jennifer Swanepoel bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

A quirky sarcasm that fits the story.

What’s an idea from the book that you will remember?

Every problem has its unique solution.

Any additional comments?

This book was given to me for free at my request and I provided this voluntary review.

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  • Joni J Mielke
  • 15-03-18

Dark, witty, funny, brilliant memoir

I loved this book. The dark humour and wit combined with raw honesty bring this memoir to life. Joan Swanepoel does an excellent job in her reading of The Underachieving Ovary, tackling South African (Afrikaans) words and phrases flawlessly as she performs with zest and connects with the story she is narrating in a way that is anything but detached.

I cannot recommend this book highly enough. Buy it. Listen to it. Now.

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  • pixledust
  • 28-03-18

Real and Raw. Touching Story of Infertility.

Would you listen to The Underachieving Ovary again? Why?

Yes, it authentically describes the journey from trying to conceive to IVF and all the emotional steps inbetween. It is real and raw and inspiring. The story is based on her diary and is very disjointed in the beginning. Hang in there because it gets good (and begins to flow) after the first 18 chapters. All women should listen to this book so they can realize what a miracle conception is, especially young women. The doctor informs this author that at 31 years of age, she has waited too long. I sincerely wish women knew this.

What was the most compelling aspect of this narrative?

The author and narrator work together to capture the author's journey. She describes how she is pulled into the next medical intervention like an addict is pulled into consuming more and more drugs. She captures the emotional experience and the medical reality of endometriosis, pain managment, IUI, and IVF. She describes how these procedures affect her relationships with her husband, friends and family.

Have you listened to any of Jennifer Swanepoel’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

No, this is my first story by Jennifer Swanepoel. She is a good narrator. She captures the author's voice adequately.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

It does both. The author takes you along on her poignantl medical quest to get pregnant. The story captures the ridiculousness of the various situations the author finds herself in. She struggles to find meaning in the suffering. The end of the book is very strong as the author finds the answers to her questions. It is a very satisfying well-written ending.

Any additional comments?

I received a free review copy of this audiobook and I have voluntarily left this review.

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  • Elena de la Concepcion
  • 21-03-18

Loved!!!!

Anyone that is battling infertility this is your book!! This book is very touching and makes you know that with persistence your dream of getting pregnant can come true.

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  • Rhonda
  • 19-03-18

Heartbreaking but funny and happy too

I think I went through every emotion I have while listening to this book. It's a touching story of the incredible need to have a child and the pain of not being able to become pregnant. A moving account of all they had to go through to become parents. For any female who has had to become totally exposed to doctors and professionals for the sake of their health can certainly relate to this book too. With a great sense of humor, the author takes us through her journey to become a mother. The narration is fabulous too! I absolutely love this book and highly recommend it!

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  • micki
  • 16-03-18

How can something be adorable and heartbreaking?

Oh yeah, and funny too!
Narration was spot on in a very realistic journey into the attempt to procreate.
My favorite thing about this story was how she managed to keep a sense of humor during a tough time in a woman's life.
A privilege to listen.
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  • Lonnie-The GreatNorthernTroll-Moore
  • 17-03-18

This is truly a special story...

I absolutely loved the audio edition of this book! Julia Swanepoel's narration was spot on. It's as if Julia stepped into JT Lawrence's shoes, and they were a perfect fit... I kept forgetting that she wasn't the author of this fabulous memoir...
I don't read many non-fiction books these days, but this one kinda snuck in on me. I like Lawrence's dystopian fiction, as well as the short stories that I've read from her Sticky Fingers collection... so when this book was offered up, I grabbed it, I didn't even look at the blurb... It wasn't long before I sussed out that I had something VERY different from what I'd anticipated... and that what I had was a truly special story... and one of my favorite books so far this year...

I love it when an author can surprise me like this. I never thought that I would find a book, other than a dictionary, that would use the word fecund in a sentence, LOL... but leave it to Lawrence to use it in this funny, courageous, even desperate book dealing with her own fertility... her very open and honest descriptions of her body parts, the different procedures and surgeries, the pain she lived with from endometriosis... this story was humorous, heart-wrenching, and uplifting!  Get this book, and you'll see for yourself!

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  • Rebecca Azizov
  • 06-04-18

beautiful and heartbreaking

so much emotions ❤❤❤
I really struggle to write this review because I feel like I was on a roller coaster the book is absolutely fantastic so beautiful funny sad real and so much more I really don't know how to explain all of it and the narrator did an amazing job I loved it
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review."

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  • D. Sturgeon
  • 29-03-18

Endearing Story

I received this audio book for free in exchange for my honest review. While this story isn't geared towards men, I still enjoyed it.

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  • Jess
  • 17-04-18

Pretty good book

Puts some humor into a serious and sensitive topic. Felt real and down to earth, the right amount of humor.

I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review