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Summary

Open your mind and develop better study habits to learn French. Improve your focus and dedication to learning foreign languages. Learn French faster today with this guided meditation and relaxation program from certified hypnotherapist, Joel Thielke.

It's as easy as turning on the tracks and falling asleep!

The Sleep Learning System is specially designed to work with your subconscious mind during your sleep cycle. The guided meditation and soothing background music will deeply relax your body and mind for the perfect night's sleep, while allowing you to access the deepest parts of your mind to create deeper, lasting learning habits. With this program, you'll develop the focus and motivation to learn French faster and make the learning process easier than ever.

Two inductions give you options for each session, or listen to the entire album. It's your choice!

©2014 Motivational Hypnosis Help LLC (P)2014 Motivational Hypnosis Help LLC

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Awful

Awful awful awful does not even have any French in it. A waste of everything

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This just works

Where does Learn French rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

I love this system and intend to use this every night until I attain high fluency in French. I am using this in conjunction with Paul Noble's French lessons

What was one of the most memorable moments of Learn French?

The mediation session is bliss and would use it, even if I didn't want to learn a language

Have you listened to any of Joel Thielke’s other performances? How does this one compare?

This is my first but will not be the last

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Yes

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what a joke

If this book wasn’t for you, who do you think might enjoy it more?

Are you serious? This 'book' is nothing but sounds of the ocean and the occasional 'let your mind relax' nonsense. There is no language lesson at all. Don't get it unless you need help falling asleep listening to an annoying voice and endless swooshing sounds.

What was most disappointing about Joel Thielke’s story?

Everything

If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Learn French?

Everything and added a bit of substance

6 of 10 people found this review helpful

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  • Max Palmer
  • 28-12-14

DO NOT PURCHASE THIS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE

This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

nobody and morons

Would you ever listen to anything by Joel Thielke again?

your a con artist

Would you be willing to try another one of Joel Thielke’s performances?

never again

If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Learn French?

ALL OF THEM

Any additional comments?

This audible book is a complete rip off all it does is play relaxing sounds and the moron who wrote only mention one french word in the entire thing and that word was French you will learn nothing from this audible book you'll learn more French in intro to Spanish than this pile of crap.

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  • Helen Pinchen
  • 12-05-15

Misleading and disappointing

I bought this as a way to listen to French as I slept. Big mistake! I could get the content of this for free on you tube!

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  • Caroline
  • 16-06-14

Don't bother - Not at all as advertised!

What disappointed you about Learn French?

I wish I have read the reviews. It was a relaxation music and talking NO FRENCH INVOLVED!
I thought this was going to be a great idea to spark some of my old school french BUT no its nothing to do with FRENCH. Wrongly advertised.
I started to think maybe there was French in the background but no I listened very closely and there's not.

Has Learn French turned you off from other books in this genre?

Not what as advertised

How did the narrator detract from the book?

Annoying, voice was too loud.

You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

It was a good relaxation session until the waterfalls and running water in the middle. Waterfall only mean a toilet stop so now you're awake. Then there was the heart beat which was far to fast for my heart so it woke me even more.

Any additional comments?

DON'T BUY IF YOU WANT TO LEARN FRENCH!

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  • Anonymous
  • 31-01-17

Good for sleep, very little to do with French

This audio book seems to be 98% ocean noises and relaxation exercises which definitely put me to sleep but when I listened to it during the day I found that there was only a brief portion where the author even mentions learning French.

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  • Burnstone
  • 09-04-16

Misleading...

I purchased on my phone and didn't want to read reviews- that was a huge mistake. There was no french and it didn't even have good relaxation techniques. Don't buy.

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  • Shawscribbles
  • 13-06-18

SCAM - Audible should not carry this

Very disappointing. NOT what was advertised. Audible should not carry this kind of product. If you want to learn French chose one of their other Innovative Language Learning series, which ACTUALLY will help you learn. This product is misleading and a waste of money and time!

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  • Jennifer Crowley
  • 16-01-18

Umm, where’s the French?

Did I miss something? Wasn’t that just a hypnosis session without any French?
Have I been duped?

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  • Katjandu
  • 27-01-17

Don't Waste Your $ I Wish I Had Known Before.

What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

I don't know what could make it be a 4 or 5 star. Maybe actually being something that I play while I sleep?

What was most disappointing about Joel Thielke’s story?

It kept me awake!

How could the performance have been better?

I don't think that's possible.

You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

Nothing

Any additional comments?

I go to sleep quickly so I thought this would be great. The first two chapters he kept waking me up trying to tell me to relax and not sleep.