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HEY, U UP? (For a Serious Relationship)

By: Emily Axford, Brian Murphy
Narrated by: Emily Axford, Brian Murphy
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Summary

Hilarious instructions for achieving a stable romantic relationship from a professionally funny couple who did it themselves
 

Who better to write a very humorous manual about evolving modern relationships than two CollegeHumor veterans and viral-video stars who happen to be a real-life husband-and-wife team? With candor, bite, and charm, HEY, U UP? takes listeners on an eight-chapter journey through the trials of hooking up to the foibles of marriage, and combines the authors' prescriptive advice with the unfolding story of their own relationship. HEY, U UP? tackles all the milestones of relationships today- both glorious and embarrassing - with sections ranging from "How to Ask Someone Out After You've Slept with Them" all the way to "Establish Your Family as the Christmas Family by Turning Your Significant Other Against Their Own Parents."

©2018 Brian Murphy and Emily Axford (P)2018 Random House Audio

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Good but a bit short

It's quite a short book but it is entertaining and sweet. I really enjoyed the final chapter

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Very funny and actually a bit insightful

Well they explicitly asked for a 5 star rating in the book! But seriously it is a fun read. It’s a bit like a pick your own adventure story and the goal is a relationship.

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Great book

Loved it! Funny, silly, and sometimes heartwarming. Great writing and performance by Murph and Emily

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Better than expected

As a fan of the d&d podcast these guys have (naddpod is amazing), I heard them plug this alot over the years and felt it wouldn't be for me - a married Englishman. I thought it would be more of a pastiche of dating books rather than a perceptive satire with many quotably witty moments.
Both writers have great performing moments, though the joint chapter heading reading can be a little unnerving.
Overall it was a lot of fun and easy listening, probably best not used for actual dating advice though.

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