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Hamish and the Gravity Burp
- Narrated by: Danny Wallace
- Series: Hamish and the PDF, Book 3
- Length: 4 hrs and 19 mins
- Categories: Children's Audiobooks, Literature & Fiction
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Summary
Another hilarious adventure from best-selling author Danny Wallace, perfect for fans of David Walliams, Roald Dahl, David Baddiel and David Solomons!
This may look like just a completely and utterly ordinary book. But it’s not. This book knows something terrifying: that the people of Earth face their gravest, grimmest threat yet!
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Critic reviews
"Hilarious." (Tim Minchin)
"Like David Walliams, Danny Wallace is a comedian turned children's author. Of the two, Wallace's writing is funnier." (The Sunday Times, Children's Book of the Week)