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Summary

Fearlessly frank and funny, the debut adult novel from Dawn O'Porter needs to be talked about. 

COW [n.] /kaʊ/A piece of meat; born to breed; past its sell-by date; one of the herd. 

Women don't have to fall into a stereotype. 

The Cows is a powerful novel about three women. In all the noise of modern life, each needs to find her own voice. It's about friendship and being female. It's bold and brilliant. It's searingly perceptive. It's about never following the herd. And everyone is going to be talking about it. 

©2017 Dawn O'Porter (P)2017 HarperCollins Publishers Limited

Critic reviews

"A funny, smart, kind, incredibly truthful book about women...all the shame, judgement, envy and love that being alive and female entails." (Polly Vernon)

"Smart and insightful." (RED)   

"Dawn's writing is addictive - fearless, beyond feisty and seriously funny." (Mel Giedroyc)   

"Funny and excruciating. You'll think about it for weeks!" (Kristen Wiig)   

"I loved it. Funny, moving, twisty.... Wow! I couldn't stop reading it." (Jill Mansell) 

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Awesome

Feminism how it should be, honest and gory in its detail ( but not in a horrid way!) it was really well written and (key) really well read by different actors and Dawn - I haven't been able to stop listening! I've enjoyed it immensely and cannot wait for more by Dawn. I loved her other books (though I'm definitely not a teenager) but this was more realistic and I felt really connected to the characters.Such a gem of a book I'd recommend it to women and men such a breathe a fresh air from chick lit. Go read it 😊

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Good all round.

Good book but a little long in places. I would recommend this book how ever it's a little to far fetched in places. But worth a read.

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My favourite Audible listen so far! By a mile!

And there have been loads, trust me! Truly excellent and delivered on every level. A must listen for anyone.

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Best book I've listened to for years!

This book had me gripped right from the start. The characters are all likeable and have their own very different stories which end up cleverly interwoven. Every woman should read this book - can't wait for her to write another!

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  • 19-05-17

Brilliant book, I couldn't turn it off

This is a great, funny intimate companion of a book. I'm recommending it to all my femal friends.

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Did not enjoy

Rubbish. Sexual words and context written in a childish manner, and the heroine narrative sounded more like a teenage than mature adult with a child as depicted in the story. I completed the book, to see if it improved or at least had a sensible ending...it didn't.

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Love love love!

Oh my god I loved this book so much! The characters were so relatable and this book is the realist representation of modern life I've read!

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Best book I have ever read

Captivated me from beginning to end
Excellent characterisation and exceptional storyline
Highly recommend this brilliant

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Highly Recommend

Loved it! Such an empowering story of female solidarity, couldn't turn it off! Well done D O' P x

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Could not have finished it quicker than I did!

Who was your favorite character and why?

Tara! She seemed so alive!

What about the narrators’s performance did you like?

The different voices for each girl was a great touch- they all had such different personalities it was even better to separate narrators aswell.

Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

I was embarrassed multiple times on the train laughing/ smiling at this book.

Any additional comments?

Absolutely loved this book, highly recommend!

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  • 05-11-17

Smart, funny, feminist

I learned about this one after the author was on The Guilty Feminist podcast. Like that show, the book is smart and funny and examines the hypocrisies and insecurities that undermine efforts to be feminist. The writing operates in the vicinity of “Bridget Jones” and Liane Moriarty. The book revolves mostly around the idea of whether society allows 42-year-old moms to be sexual beings, after a main character’s private moment is caught on video and becomes a viral sensation. I’d read some reviews that things went too far, and I'll admit I was yelling “no, no, no!” when one of the characters did something seemingly unforgivable. But the power-of-sisterhood ending was perfect. Grade: A-

P.S. The audio version has three different narrators, including the author, and all are great.

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  • PollyAnna2
  • 12-01-18

Absolutely Loved it!!!

Really fantastic writing! Witty, relatable and totally engaging.
The narration was stellar by all three characters as well.
Will definitely be looking forward to more from this author!

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  • ROBIN
  • 20-04-17

I listened to it anyway...

One of the reviews I read for this book said "cringe-worthy", and shortly into the story I realized it absolutely IS cringe-worthy... but I am SO glad I listened to it anyway! This book is unlike any I have ever read or listened to, and I am so glad that I didn't miss out. I cringed, I laughed out loud more than once, I found myself almost in tears at one point, and now I'm sad that it's over, but happy that I read it. Easily 5 stars

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  • Stefanie
  • 13-03-18

So much love and resonance I have goose flesh!

Such a wonderfully current reflection on feminism, media, judgement, life.. I am a big fan of surprises, so I won't say anything about the plot because it's full of little twists and turns that kept me gasping, laughing, and crying "no!" The narrators are all fantastic. I can't believe I had never heard of this book before. I will be sure to make sure my loved ones aren't left in the dark - this is a must read! I feel entertained, uplifted, and empowered.

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  • K80
  • 27-07-17

Fabulous

This is the most riveting book I've read in ages! Well done! Thought it was wonderful.

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  • Amazon34678
  • 31-05-17

Highly recommend, one of my favorites

Fantastic plot and character development, important messages in the content. Really loved this book! Go for it!

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  • Ruth F. Greenberg
  • 21-04-17

Light yet poignant and completely engaging

A really good read that is well written and well-narrated. I highly recommend this very contemporary, funny, a little bit outrageous, engaging read that seems like a light "chick-flick" in book form but is actually an edgy feminist tale.

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