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  • Argeneau Vampires, Book 7
  • By: Lynsay Sands
  • Narrated by: Victoria McGee
  • Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (65 ratings)
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By: Lynsay Sands
Narrated by: Victoria McGee
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Summary

Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black's been catching her z's in a coffin, staying out of the sun, and giving up garlic. She knows there's more to being undead than what she saw in Dracula, but she can't very well ask her mortal friends about proper biting etiquette.

But when her neighbors placed a personal ad for her in the local paper, she never imagined she'd meet Victor Argeneau, a vampire who could have his pick of any woman - dead or alive. Rich, powerful, and drop-dead gorgeous, Victor's the perfect man for a novice neck-biter like Elvi. He's willing to teach her everything he knows, but he'll have to do it fast. Someone's out to put a stake through her new vamp life, and only Victor can keep her safe - and satisfied - for all eternity.
Love in vein: listen to more tales of the Argeneau Vampires.
©2008 Lynsay Sands (P)2009 HarperCollins Publishers
Horror Supernatural Paranormal Fantasy
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Another funny instalment

Would you consider the audio edition of The Accidental Vampire to be better than the print version?

Having read the book and listened I would say they are both good but I did enjoy reading the book a touch more

Who was your favorite character and why?

Mable was my fav just because it was so funny when she was riding until the cows came home lol !

What three words best describe Victoria McGee’s performance?

Good character voices

If you made a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

Young again! And dead?

Any additional comments?

The narrators characters voices performance was good but I found her general reading voice of the story a bit to paused and breathy a little bit distracting but ok.

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LOVE

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Love to listen to books doing my house work

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Realy love this series by lynsay sand. I am a big fan of twilight and this takesthe hole vampire angle in a hole new direction. Ever book is a great read cant wait for next book

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