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Clam Jam Audiobook

Clam Jam

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Publisher's Summary

Clam jam. Definition: the female equivalent of a cock block. Example: You're chatting with a guy you're interested in, and your friend comes along and lays claim to him.

Maggie: That's my life - except it's worse. My friend who keeps "jamming" me is my gay roommate.

Fact: He went home with three - yes, three - of the guys I had been so sure were into me.

Fact: He's really pissing me off. I'll never manage to get a boyfriend before the age of 50 if he keeps this up.

Fact: Secretly, I wonder what it would be like if he weren't gay. Why do all the hot, sweet, tender-hearted guys have to be gay?

Ry: The day I interviewed for the room to rent, everything changed. I knew I had met the girl, except there was one small problem: She'd been burned badly and didn't want to deal with a heterosexual guy as a roommate. I could've found another place to live, but I wanted to live there - with her. So I had to go undercover.

Fact: I'm in love with my roommate.

Fact: She's going to hate me if I come clean now.

Fact: I'm not giving up. Which means I'll just have to continue to run defense until I figure out a way to get Maggie to see the real me.

Contains mature themes.

©2017 RC Boldt (P)2017 Tantor

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  • Trinigal78
    13/06/17
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    "Tangents"

    Maggie's inner dialog tends to be too long winded. That was annoying!
    Also it's taking to long to get to the good stuff..

    My other issue with this book is Jack giving out his friends address... who does that?

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Erin H.
    Oregon, USA
    26/05/17
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    "So f%#&ing funny!!!"

    Such an original, creative story and I learned an awesome new phrase! Really loved the male narrator - the female narrator was good, but occasionally she got a little too whiny. Couldn't put it down. Was worried it would be offensive or insensitive to LGBT - meaning you can make anyone straight - but it wasn't and was hilarious. Would've been way more funny if the author had made some scenes with the gay guys instead of it being told in the past. Also I really wish the author had made Rye kiss Jack - I kinda added that scene in my head myself - and it was FUNNY!

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Liz Thompson
    Naperville, IL
    12/08/17
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    "Loved the story, characters and all clam jamming!"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Yes! It was a good story with great narrators!


    What did you like best about this story?

    I loved how much Ry loved Maggie and all he was willing to do for her.


    What does Elizabeth Hart and Jeremy York bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    They brought this story to life for me. They made me connect with Ry and Maggie.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    I loved the napkin writting between Ry and Maggie. It was so sweet. But there is a moment at the end, in the rain, that brought tears to my eye!


    Any additional comments?

    A great story and amazing narrators!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • mom at home
    Roxbury, NJ
    30/07/17
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    "no other name would do"

    This book...shaking my head...was absolutely ridiculous and over the tip filled with awesomeness. At first, I wanted it because of the obscene and absurdly fitting title. Once I started it, I couldn't stop. It's like a trainwreck of epic wtf were you thinking moments.

    You can't help but to fall for these characters. You know the whole time how off the wall and wrong the situation is but you can't help but to invest in it.

    I would be a horrible person/friend/reviewer If I didn't tell you to buy it. Buy it now!!!!!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Kindle Customer
    01/07/17
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    "cute"

    cute idea. started offer really good but ended up a bit woosy. still good

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Anat
    28/06/17
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    "Good potential not more"

    The book have so much potential and the start of it was promising but.... form the middle of the book it was repetitive, exhausting, and all I could think was how what the hell is there to tell in 1-2-3-4 hours ... (and not surprisingly there wasn't....)

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • geneva
    08/06/17
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    "fun read"

    loved the story and the narrator. this story made me laugh out loud​. I look forward to another story wrtten by this author.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Josie In The City
    New York City
    07/06/17
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    "Romantic story that dragged on way too long"

    I love comedic romance but the plot was weak and ran on waaaaaaay to long. Boredom set in. It had great potential but got lost in a story line that should have ended 4 hours earlier.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Amazon Customer
    04/06/17
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    "Such a great idea .... so boring!"

    This had such potential! The idea behind it could have made this be a laugh out loud love story. But it is NOT. Right from the start they pine for each other and it is just ridiculous. Jeremy York is probably really awesome in serious sad novels, in this.... he just sounded so bored and well sad. No comedic timing.
    The gal reading really tried. But she could not bring much as the story fell flat.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • green ice cream garden
    miramar, FL United States
    07/11/17
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    "Cringe worthy"

    Couldn't not finish and will return. This is the cringiest/creepiest romance ever. And the male narrator only added to the cringe factor.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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