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Fangs for Nothing

The Nevermore Murder Club and Smutty Book Coven, Book 1

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He's a hot, grumpy, reclusive vampire, and the last thing he wants is an interfering human tidying his castle… until her.

Lord Alaric Valerian has a problem. His mother is visiting his castle for the first time, but she doesn't know that Alaric has filled every room with his centuries of artistic passions and creative pursuits.

Desperate, he hires professional organizer Winnie Preston to help him tame the mess. But Alaric isn't prepared for bubbly, passionate Winnie to show up at his castle and ram a metaphorical stake through his cold, vampire heart. Winnie sets his fangs on edge, but the more closely he works with her, the more he wishes she could be his.

So when Alaric's mother arrives with a new bride-to-be in tow, Alaric convinces Winnie to pretend to be his fiance. He may be causing all kinds of scandal in the vampire court by being engaged to a human, but at least he doesn't have to give up his reclusive life.

But Winnie still doesn't know Alaric's a vampire, and Alaric doesn't count on Winnie's meddling book club pinning him for a mysterious murder in the village. Will their maybe-not-so-fake-marriage survive once Winnie discovers the monster that lurks beneath his fangs?

Fangs for Nothing is a kooky, spooky, vampire romance full to the cauldron-brim with fake dating, a meddling smutty book club, murder and mystery aplenty, endless cups of tea, quirky characters, and a broody vampire with an ass so fine, Geralt of Rivia comes to him for fitness tips.

©2024 Steffanie Holmes (P)2025 Podium Audio
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The narration of this book reminded me of having to listen to classmates reading aloud, many years ago. I grit my teeth and listened to the end but really, punctuation is there for a reason!🤦‍♀️ After about 6hrs the story started improving and we had more narration from Justin, who delivered better. This one is being returned.

The synopsis grabbed my attention

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Brilliant narration, Brill story, Loved the chatacters. Love dropping in on the nevermore bookshop. Would recommend.

Thoroughly Enjoyable

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Excellent narrators, cracking good story!! Semi sequel to nevermore book store series. Fun vampire romance.

Great fun!

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I’ve never left a review before but I feel I had to in this case. Overall the story was good, it kept me engaged and was a little bit different. But… if a character is meant to be British please get a British actor to play them. It happens a lot and is so obvious to British people and can ruin an audiobook. This one is by no means the worst I’ve heard but I I contemplated returning it several times early on due to the mispronunciation and botched cultural reference points.

Do Americans not use the word octagonal?

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