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When entrepreneur Edward Henning builds a horror-based theme park deep in the heart of Transylvania, little does he realize that his new business partner is, in fact, a centuries-old vampire. As the blood-thirsty vampire anticipates the arrival of the thousands of tourists to his land, he soon learns that the modern world is a far scarier place than the one he is used to. The vampire becomes a nervous wreck, as he has to endure the perils of the internet, drunken employees, health and safety inspections, crooked business partners, and even the Thai-Bride of Frankenstein.

Draculand is a roller coaster of laughs and horrors, in a fun-filled ride that you will not want to get off.

©2021 Steve McElhenny (P)2023 Steve McElhenny Horror Literature & Fiction Satire Scary Comedy Business Funny Witty Fantasy
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Audible:Turning Radulacs castle into a theme park may be more work than it seems when some of the denizens want to stick to the old ways.A fun romp with a pompus grandmaster. Sam Legg was a fine narrator.I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.

Draculand

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Well after listening to the second book now by this incredibly talented author, I must say I was throughly impressed. Funny, witty, clever and kept me interested all the way through. This is deffo an author to follow! 10/10

Entertaining in the best possible way...

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I loved it. It was very funny, the plot truly ingenious , with never a dull moment. The characters were brilliant. The narration was just right, the voice clear and clipped with a definite touch of humour and irony.

Hilarious!

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This story from Steve McElhenny had me chuckling in me boots! When Count Dracula or should if be Radulac meets the modern world then anything can happen. The story is fast paced and very funny throughout. The very thought of the Vampire going underground, discovering home shopping on the internet and filling the caves with IKEA furniture still has me smiling. Sam Legg's narration was superb really bringing everything to life.... or should it be death! LOL! Highly Recommended.
I was kindly given a copy of the book by the author and leave this honest review.

Loved it!

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I loved this book. The characters are so relateable (even if most of them are monsters!) and the plot was a perfect twist on a classic horror story. The narrator brought the characters to life with their own mannerisms and voices, it was superb!

A great mix of humorous silliness and an intriguing plot

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